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CINDERELLA (2015) dir. Kenneth Branagh

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I just love The Mummy (1999) so much like I've always felt it was a masterpiece, I was never able to pinpoint the exact reason but I think I got it in my last rewatch: every single character is extremely competent in a very concrete, punctual and once-in-a-lifetime helpful skillset, and then they're ABSOLUTE DISASTERS on literally EVERY OTHER ASPECT of their lives. Evy can read and Sherlock her way through literally any egyptian riddle like she was born for it, but PLEASE, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, leave ANY sharp objects, unstable structures or even-remotely inflamable objects ANYWHERE near her she WILL find a way to unleash HELL IN HER SLEEP. Rick can smash-parkour-swordfight his way out of any scenario but he has to have ALL neurons completely focused on the ONE (1) task at hand and if he gets out-DudeBroed he loses all his hit points his health meter goes red and he surprise-resets like a forced Windows update (see following scene for reference)

And don't even get me STARTED on Jonathan. This absolute gem of a man really is willing to let his sister drag him to hell and back with only mild complaining and will stop her human sacrifice ritual while the priest is mid-swing with an "hey Evy look we found the book!" with the same energy as if he was proudly announcing he found his long-lost car keys behind the couch but we DON'T blame him because he correctly spent his one braincell on THIS scene that changed the history of cinema forever:

In conclusion everyone is so very capable and so very pathetic at the same time and thus we have no choice but to stan

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THE MUMMY (1999) Behind the scenes footage from the set in 1998

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6.15 - THE FRENCH MISTAKE

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THE MUMMY (1999) Rachel Weisz on working with co-star Brendan Fraser

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he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

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Malcolm in The Middle

04x18, Reese's Party

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francis fancam

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Malcolm in the Middle (2000 - 2006)

You wanna know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point it stops.

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Malcolm in the Middle | 4.09

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Malcolm: Ugh! Reece is so annoying! And Mom grounded me AGAIN!

Francis in Alaska:

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Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006) “Funeral”

+ bonus (dewey does know more about it)

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