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@thetimetravellercat this is relevant to your interests

Pope looking at Amy

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Snippet from Wonder—Lawrence and Bellini talking about the last ballot

“You clearly heard the Holy Spirit’s message, however,” Bellini continued. 

“I… suppose so,” Lawrence said awkwardly. He was ashamed to admit how little striving for holiness had gone into his thoughts during that last, momentous ballot. But a moment later he chided himself for such a prideful dissimulation. “No. Not then, at least. To be honest, Aldo… I’m afraid I wasn't especially trying to hear the Holy Spirit at that point. I didn't think it would matter—I was as certain as you that I was about to be elected. I wasn’t about to vote for myself again, after what happened the first time, that’s all.” 

Bellini cast him an incredulous look and then—to Lawrence’s surprise—he started laughing. “I’m sorry,” he gasped, between paroxysms. “I just… I didn’t realize—you’d just voted for yourself—for the first time—when the explosion… But you don’t think you heard the Holy Spirit?” Bellini slapped his hand down on the table several times, his cackles turning into gasping chortles as he began to run out of air. “At least God didn’t see fit to slap me quite that hard upside the head!”

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Ironic || Jagged Little Slayer || a Buffy fanvid

Isn't it ironic, dontcha think?

By @periru3 & @tafadhali Cross-posted on AO3 Vid album masterpost

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Google docs is getting out of hand

it changed "rapture" to "raptors" like three times

"rapture overcame him" -> "raptors overcame him"

honestly? probably makes for a better story

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Yumyumyum

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the way us lawrellini shippers just do our thing quietly and with enjoyment while lawrenitez shippers fight among themselves whether something is racist/queerphobic/in any other way problematic or not and reheat ancient discourse and ragebait ..... are you guys ok lmfao you are building lawrellini strawmen 😭😭😭

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One of the greatest additions to a post ever

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tedesco having spies in the vatican is so funny. vincent weeds them out but not before realizing that yes he gets intel from them but also. like. pictures of aldo in embarrassing situations. just so goffredo can have a good laugh at him. like aldo tripping on the turtles. aldo hanging out of thomas' apartment doors after they have a fight debating with himself if he should reach out and apologize. getting chewed out by sister agnes bc his late night work means he's siphoning up their coffee supply.

vincent keeps them all bc he thinks the pics are cute

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imagine you're in a timeloop and everything goes exactly the same every time, except for a random user that just posts completely differently each loop. sometimes they don't post at all. they never post about the timeloop, though

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there really is something about relationships between two people that are simultaneously relationships between three people (or more). you can interpret that however you want. secret identity love squares. two people but one of them is haunted by another person. two people but both of them are haunted by the same person. someone is possessed. literally just a throuple. when there's just two people in the room but they always carry someone else along with them. Something about it.

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hey cloutchase did you all see that ao3/tumblr became canon over on twt.

The truth is that it’s been canon all along.

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At your service, at your mercy

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when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

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Song of songs

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Here’s some of my recent favorite photos of Ralph 🥰

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THE KRAKEN An experiment with a pressureless brush.

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I hate how I'm still mentally operating on the kink level of my last fandom (I promise I haven't abandoned it just...maybe a tiny bit...temporarily) cause idk if conclave is ready for that lmao. like are yall gonna look at me weird if I start talking about how Vincent should make all the curiamembers his subs and keep them all in chastity? are you gonna block me if I talk about Thomas wearing a flat chastity cage with a catheter bc the less he has to think about his dick the less of a problem it is and besides this setup solves his lingering incontinence issues that started when he got prostate cancer, having no idea that there are ppl who do this as a kink? what if I suggested tedesco (chronic masturbator💕) thought he'd found a loophole and started fingering himself but that was Vincent's plan all along and now he takes anything Vincent will give him, meanwhile Bellini - teacher's pet - follows the rules in spirit and not just words, and Vincent rewards him with a gentle, hour-long prostate massage until he can barely stand up. and afterwards, as Vincent is helping him shower Vincent kneels down to take the cage off and kisses his dick and it's such an obvious show of domination, of ownership, despite Vincent being on his knees. And what if i started yapping about Vincent letting his subs play with each other, maybe Bellini gets to fuck Tedesco as a reward for being so obedient... What if I did that?