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studies show that you want me so bad

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You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

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cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

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born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

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i’ll get over it but first i need to be so un normal about it and go crazy

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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

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sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again

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my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

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I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

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bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym

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haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut