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When ur bf has blue eyes but the pupils r so blown out w u that they look brown (he loves me sm, and i love him back) also yes he’s not high i promise

For reference this ^ is normal

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Hey so giving ur best friend a boner every time you hang out is not actually normal and we are in fact dating now

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Bro was my first kisssssssss

“I’m a top” he says while laying his head on my chest and sitting in my lap

This idiot 🤭

I’m literally the man in the relationship fight me

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Update: we’re dating :3

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I’m going to kill myself. Just for like posterity’s sake, he told me he calls dibs on taking my virginity. Tf you mean you don’t want a relationship but you want to be exclusive. I’m so done :D

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If he ever finds this I’ll kill myself 💀

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Oh and btw he spooned me and played w my tits for like a minute and I think I died. I fear it may have been brain chemistry altering.

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No one talks abt the pain of being into someone who isn’t photogenic. Like yes, I like them, but I will not show you a photo bc ur not gonna get it. And it’s hard bc sometimes I js wanna get off to someone yk, but all the pictures I have of him of literally so bad bc he’s not photogenic at all 😭

It’s honestly a struggle out here folks.

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Did I make the wrong decision.

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Yeah me and my “friend” js casually making thirst traps for each other, sending nudes, and telling each other to get to get off to them…

Yup js some totally normal friend activities here. Totallyyy platonic, yup. Definitely.

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Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

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had an orgasm, cried a little bit, guess I’m ready for gym.

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To acknowledge it is to make it real

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the only way he’s gonna properly earn those tit pics r if he moves on from her and pledges allegiance to me low key

but god knows he’s still gonna get them either way

…god I hate this

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He’s my person bc he can handle me at my worst. I haven’t shown him my worst since The Crisis which was nearly a year ago. I forgot what our relationship was founded upon and now I’m trying to remember. I’ve been alone in my own pain for too long.

What I will say though, is that from a manipulation perspective, the exact reason and context given for the breakdown was spectacularly done. It’s part of it sure but no where near the real reason

It’s been so long that’s like scratching the surface

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When I signed up to get a new confidant I did not realize I would get absolutely teased and roasted for it like there’s no tmrw

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Why’d I take more

And with him in minddddd 🫠🫠

Someone save me from myself