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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

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My hat which i love to wear

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i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

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Somehow loo is a far worse word than bathroom. I think public bathroom and it's fully neutral. I think loo and I imagine nasty wet toilet smells in some shitty rest stop stalls.

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*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

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xtracts you. fucking extracts you

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the world needs to see this tweet

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post the winston joke u coward

i forgot the joke so let me just post a bit of writing for you. i’m an aspiring author hoping to write about sex and fucking:

Since Winston is a scientist he has perfected the science of sexual intercourse (fucking) and sucking and he’s become the most sexual creature on earth. Here is his story:

Winston is an ape bound by no labels; they limit him, make him feel unlike the limitless, powerful being he truly is. No, Winston is not straight.Nor would he call himself gay.But he sure as hell is sexual. He steps out of the shower, his black fur dripping, still steaming with a radiant warmth that reminds him that yes, he is alive, and yes he lives to fuck. He stops in front of the mirror to land a firm smack on his massive balls. He shivers with delight at the sensation; so much power, so much sex. “Oh, I’m going to fuck tonight.” He chuckles to himself in the mirror, gazing into his own sexual eyes, quite sexually. He knows he’s going to fuck, and hard. But first he must prepare himself. First he must teach his meat some manners.

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The world's last joint has been smoked in captivity.

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there is family everywhere for those with guys to see

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Beautiful lab grown women in your area

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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bro

you're fucking me