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an illustration i've made for litjoy crate edition of "the stolen heir" by holly black 🦊

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this is so fucking funny

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I beg of you people stop posting takes about the Velma show I have observed so much through osmosis against my will

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Insane that Uber sends push notifications like "Hey, don't forget you can schedule a ride!" As though my use of Uber isn't predicated on zero public transit and no available car. As though I'm gonna see the notification and chuckle like "Ah what the hell, let's do a quick ride around the block"

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Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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my favorite video of all time ever

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im readinge the book with mama

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.