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#this is scheduled for my 25th birthday#which is a horrifying statement#wish me happy birthday!#or don't! i'm not your dad!
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shaved pits make me so sad like I understand but I wish you didn't feel that way. I want you to live
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fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
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it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)
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Feel free to reblog etc. I'm asking because my roommate had a weirdly shameful response to doing this the other day, and I was like ?????? It's a tap.
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Reblog for sample size. I’m multiple of these, but pick the one you resonate with most.
#ah hm.#i cant. i can't really vote for any of them#i like richard siken fine#and none of the others apply either
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hey what if i kept trying anyway because it’s my life and only i get to decide what to do with it
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#mmmmmm yeah neither#there's four words in my high school's name so i just used the first two#dropping the 'high school' bit
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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome
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One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

#8 and 9#my car stays intact and i don't have to cook. perfect#all of life's problems solved right there
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Why do right-wingers crackpots believe the most boring conspiracy theories?
Oh they’re putting things in the water/food/vaccines? Elites are sexual predators? How unimaginative.
How about something more creative like the government feeding radioactive isotopes to the mentally disabled?
Or giving black men fake syphilis treatments to study the disease?
Or kidnapping people and subjecting them to LSD and sensual depravation to try and develop mind control?
Or secretly hiring Nazi scientists to work in NASA?
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