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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny
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im gonna post this here first cuz tumblr has been silent for me
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Woman Always Gets A Little Rush Out Of Telling People Most Kidnappings Are Not Done By Strangers
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jacked off with a completely empty mind while staring at a lemon
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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies
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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.
hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.
hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy
hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it
hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently
hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love
horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho
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Upside to stop and go traffic- I could get a picture of these absolutely iconic bumper stickers.
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girl so soft she might actually be a plushie
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That post made me think, u know what else I find hot? When it doesn't always have to end in sex. Getting off from foreplay or even just not even intending to lead to sex is so underrated it's criminal, and I feel like a lot of really hot situations have their vibes ruined when full penetrative sex gets shoehorned in. I find it's very easy to turn something from erotic to vulgar real quick if you try to make every single sexual encounter end in sex and you miss out on a lot of the potential of the pure eroticism of foreplay and exploring each other without feeling the need or pressure to go the full mile.
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sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.
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