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i've been convincing myself for 4 months that it's just a bad day
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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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cats are so funny theyll just go around with their triangle ears eating their square treats and licking their oval toe beans
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idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
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it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store
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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
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i am once again fucking up and humiliating myself
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Guy who didnt satisfy his partner during sex cryign and punching himself in the balls going STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
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the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous
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whenever i walk past someone smoking a cigarette i breathe really deeply to try and get as much second-hand smoke as i can
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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