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have you ever considered going out somewhere to eat with your partner and being slobby eaters in public?

Oh hell yeah we haven’t gone out to eat yet just a quick trip to a fast food place but now that I’m working that it is in the plans. Maybe today or next week

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Been working like crazy but the money is worth it. Been going to work some days not showered and no deodorant feels good to walk in the job already musky and sweaty a bit and it’s a kitchen that always had onions going so they will never smell my ripe ass pits I think.

Some mornings I have to get up before the sun comes up to walk to the bus. It makes me exhibitionist side come out so I usually pull my ass out and walk for a few blocks I feel so slutty.

Me and my gf are still being ourselves, I’ll say she’s showering once a week or once every two weeks really. She stayed at my house last weekend for four days didn’t shower and didn’t brush her teeth for a whole week so fucking gross I love it and of gross my room was pigsty.

It is extremely hot out so it’s making me feel like I need to shower but fuck it haven’t showered since Saturday afternoon and couple hours later I started to stink anyway like usual so we’re back on strike. When she came over there was no fitted sheet on my bed my piss was still on the side of the bed she said she doesn’t care about stains or smells as long as she has somewhere dry and comfy to sleep when’s she over. I’ve pissed in a shoe I have a video for that peed in my overflowing dirty laundry basket. Oh yeah and I’ve been so horny from using butt plugs either my gf that I decided to fuck myself with the thick handle of my umbrella. We are definitely into the foreign objects inside the body and just fucking all the holes.

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Quick update been working. My girlfriend and I did a reset she showered Tuesday night I showered Wednesday morning but that’s it that’s all. Haven’t been at her house since earlier in the week. She’s at mine now of course we are making a mess and having fun.

I knew some of you pervs would want pictures of her dirty ass room but I don’t want to show anything too personal so just very specific pictures of the pile of mess. Idk about showing her dirty clothes immediately but definitely the dirty dishes and all her propel bottles and cans and her overflowed trash can.

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I would love to see the gross room from your stories

Soon!

Hopefully next weekend. Would be a lot of close up shots a lot of my girlfriend’s personal stuff up on walls and what not. Don’t want to unintentionally give up information that doesn’t need to be on internet.

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My favourite pee thing that I don’t see talked about enough:

Lazy casual pees. Just realizing you need to pee and wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, just letting it out. In your pants, while you’re walking, sitting on the couch, in bed,

just… the freedom of walking around or playing games and feeling that pang in your bladder, only to immediately let it all out with no worry of the mess or the looks.

More characters just peeing as they walk or not bothering to get up from their comfy bed and just letting it all out or being in the middle of a busy work day and just unloading into their work pants because it’s easier than getting up and taking a break.

I used to do this where I’d put on my black workout shorts and rubber sandals and just stroll out commando and do a bunch of errands and no matter what when I got that ping I’d just pee myself right where I was continuing to do what I was doing. it was extra fun when I got the urge more than once, just wetting and re-wetting without care.

Just… more of that lol

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Imagine a muscular jock-type boy enjoying a lazy day in his solo apartment. He works hard all week to stay in shape, no one can tell him he doesn’t deserve to laze around on Saturdays! And boy does he go the extra mile to do so. After doing minimal freshening up in the morning, any other movement beyond that which is required to get some food and then get comfortable is too much movement! And that includes going back to his room to get clothes, and getting up to piss (though shitting is another matter of course).

No one is bothering him today, so he gets to be naked around the apartment as much as he wants with the heater cranked up so no winter cold can seep in and require him to bundle up. Once he’s settled in on his couch it’s just him, his large assortment of snacks and sodas, and his favorite shows. The more of his several liter bottles of soda he downs, the bigger and louder his belches become as he lets them fly uninhibited, soon rattling the windows and the various bowls of food on the nearby coffee table. As soon as all of the soda has reached his bladder, he simply leans back in the couch, letting his horsecock hang over the edge of it and release a thick stream of piss onto the hardwood floor.

Then suddenly he hears the doorbell ring. Fuck, he forgot he had a package coming! He rushes to his room to throw on some basketball shorts so he’s not entirely indecent. Lucky for him, the delivery man wasn’t able to see the large golden puddle on the floor from the doorway as our jock signed for his package.

With this resolved, our jock simply goes back to his previous relaxing position on the couch. Any of his later pisses will have to go past the shorts he just threw on, but that shouldn’t be much of an issue if he just shifts his cock down one of the legs, right?

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Imagine a man, now in his early 30s, who’s slowly getting used to the life of an average white collar worker. His new job was rough to adjust to at first, and it still is, but he’s at least conscious enough to get himself out the door at 6am. That doesn’t mean he isn’t sluggish in the morning, though. Getting up at 5am isn’t easy, after all. Once he stumbles out of the bed in which he sleeps completely naked, his routine is always ordered based on what he remembers to do first.

This morning, his mind immediately jumps to getting breakfast. Skipping putting on any form of clothing or doing any sort of freshening up, he makes his way to the kitchen of his apartment to pull something out of the fridge. Now sitting completely naked at his dining table and slowly eating some leftovers from the night before, he finally notices the urge to pee, which he had been ignoring since waking up despite it biting at him the whole time. The problem is, he’s currently leaning over the table fighting to keep himself from falling asleep again, and the food is so good...

Through his judgement which has been clouded by his groggy fog, he simply decides to empty out his bladder right then and there. It starts with a few drips into his chair that he nearly halts due to his better judgement threatening to take over, but once the flood gates have been opened slightly, his craving for sweet relief washes away any common sense. A dribble that starts puddling between his legs becomes a stream filling up all available surface area on the wooden chair, and that stream crescendos into a violent torrent of piss rushing out of his cock and now pooling all over the floor.

The relief prompts him to lean back into his chair with a moan, shifting his hips forward to accommodate for this, which causes his ass and thighs to be coated in the piss on the chair. The flood only continues on and on as he releases all of the contents of his bladder that built up overnight, now directly hitting the floor underneath the table.

After what felt like an hour of pissing like a racehorse, but was probably more like a minute, he lets out a relieved sigh before the mess snaps him out of his half-awake state. Well, fuck! Now there’s a huge mess and he has to shower, even though he makes sure to do that at night! This will surely make him late to work... he’ll never drink so much water before bed ever again.

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is hyper piss a thing? if not i want to make it a thing lol. watersports but with the added fun of inhuman amounts of piss. enough to fully drench you and your partner in a single release! or in the context of guys being slobs, pissing in inappropriate places due to desperation or laziness and they end up letting loose for longer several minutes straight, full-force stream. it’s funny AND sexy to think about.

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currently imagining a handsome rich man who lives alone in an ostentatiously decorated mansion laying fully nude across an extravagant vintage sofa, and then just pissing all over himself and the sofa, creating a mess that spills over onto the floor, moaning and shuddering from relief and excitement. as it goes on, lasting forever because he had been holding previously, he begins stroking himself as he pees, coating his hard cock with his own piss.

carefree kink indulgence is so sexy to me

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good places to piss:

on the couch

off the couch

in bed

on the floor immediately after crawling out of bed

in the bath

in the bath.... while someone else is using it

on an apartment/hotel balcony, letting it pool and dribble over the edge

down a stairwell

in the bushes at a park

in a loincloth/fundoshi

in the shower..... aiming at the floor outside of it

in a public restroom....’s sink

on the sand at the beach, through your dry swimwear

on the sand at the beach, nude

at the public shower at the beach

at any public shower, discreetly

at any public shower, not so discreetly

on your bros

on the floor in the kitchen while grabbing a late night snack

on an outdoor basketball/tennis court

on the floor at your desk while gaming

out the window

on your own lawn/patio

on the bathroom door when someone is taking way too long in there

in your pants while riding a bike/motorcycle

on the locker room floor

all over yourself

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Is indeed better to do with someone else

gross behavior is way hotter when it’s more than one guy. honestly, a single guy slobbing out is just meh to me, meanwhile if it’s a couple or a group of guys being slobs together i’m WAY more into it. hell, it even makes scat more appealing to me. one guy shitting? pass. two guys shitting? i’m listening...

just. burping/farting contests, pissing or shitting together in improper locations (or on each other), nose picking, making a general mess of the place, just terminally casual disgusting behavior between men. so so good.

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is it just me or are sleep farts so cute? there’s something so adorable about being so peaceful and unguarded and letting everything out while fast asleep... especially while cuddling...... when he’s asleep with his arms wrapped around you and he rips a huge fart in his sleep...........

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Two weeks no shower, yesterday was like even day stoned and hungry.

Her room looks more gross the more I pay attention. The small trash can is always overfilled she’s on her period so she just has used pads and soda cans in there and snotty tissues, snotty tissues on the floor and on the bed. I realized that on the side of her bed and tall dresser that’s under the tv right on the floor is all her dirty clothes on floor piled up I knew they were on the floor but noticing this pile becoming a mountain and watching her add to it right in my face.

The cups were worse than I thought at least five cups and cup disposal cups. 20 soda cans, one monster, three white claws and couple twisted teas and one beer. The dirty plates, the forks and the spoons it doesn’t sound like alike but the room is so damn small and cluttered with her collections.

I’m so musty from sweating in my hoodie and vest but it was raining and windy I wore shorts but I wore a mesh workout shirt and mesh underwear so I was definitely smelling sweaty under all those layers. We hooked up of course but when she left the room I had to bust a nut while looking around at that dirty ass room and just being in it.

It seems so silly of her to have this small ass trash can knowing she’s a mess but wait that’s the thing she knows she going to leave trash all of the room. If I could bust cum shots once again I would bust bright white nut all over that dingy dirty ass room. Whew anyway she rode me with her wet warm period pussy and got blood on me she barely wiped me afterwards and I got blood in my underwear under pulling them up including the cum and discharge stains.

She’s loving not shaving that hairy body it’s going everywhere and I mean everywhere she’s said she’s getting turned on watching her hair grow out. She’s getting turned on opening her legs and smelling her pussy but that was always the case she just like me though so that’s why we perfect.

She said it’s not to feel the pressure to shower or clean and just be ourselves she’s so happy she has her hair greasy and unwashed I’m like it looks and smells so good and your pit hair isn’t that long and your leg hair has barely grown in. You peach fuzz and a little goatee you can barely see and a unibrow that’s barely noticeable. Your teeth aren’t that yellow you don’t need to floss that badly just yet your teeth aren’t too far gone.

We’ll do some self care soon but let’s just be dirty for while I’m thinking no shower for the rest of the month fuck it. It’s makes me horny

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I personally think that wearing a shirt where your belly spills out is slut behavior. Like why do you have so much belly out? Is it that you want attention so bad? Do you need me to jiggle your belly and tell you how much of a spoiled fatty you have become? Or perhaps you want me to feed you until that shirt doesn't cover your belly at all?

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Day 12 no shower for my girlfriend and I. We’re so excited that we’re going on two weeks of avoiding the tub.

We’re loving it and feeling good asf. Every time I touch my bush I can just smell the musk coming off the thick tangled hairs. She’s been on her period for two days now which you know I love. She said she might shower if she feels too gross but I know she won’t. We keep telling each other you can shower whenever but we’ll probably hold out longer.

We’re hanging out tomorrow and I planned to stuff myself silly. There’s so much damn good at her house and I will try to get some pics of the mess we make and the trash I add to her already trash covered room.

She can’t wait to smell my oniony pits I want them to get to the point they smell like lemons and limes that citrusy smell that pits can get when it’s so hot it’s sweet and sticky but definitely stinky asf lowkey high key.

I gotta check my tdick for cheese well she’ll have to check. It feels so nice to let my pussy clean itself it would be funky and sweaty after a few hours of being out the shower anyway so fuck it. I got called out so many times and well into my early 20s about people smelling my stink ass pussy. I’ve really reclaimed and found someone who loves dirty pussy just like me, I could find the right soap for while and up until that point I was just always ripe asf and I sweat so much so I always was funky.

Had problems keep my breath smelling good all the time too I just always had poor hygiene but had good moments and I’d say I’m modestly attractive, like the one black guy on an all white cast tv show. Anyway always had a hard time wiping properly always had a hard time showering properly I always end up only showering for 5 minutes or less all the damn time it’s rare when it’s longer feels free not to be performative and conform.

I need ways to be more dirty idk I know but I’m high most of the time and can’t think lol. My room definitely a mess but the room is so small

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Day 11 no shower. I was super ripe today because it’s so hot out like border line oniony and my girlfriend huffed it all up.

My sports bra is getting more sweaty smelly asf the day. To the point you can smell it through my undershirt.

We had so much fun last night going into today. We love making out with weed and tobacco on our mouths that cotton mouth taste is so damn good. I’ve even started just putting my tongue up her nostrils and just going to town on her nose hairs and those dried up boogies. Such a turn on to tongue fuck any hole I can find on her and she’s been so congested I told her I want her to blow her snot into my shirt and that I want to be a human tissue for her but she has to build up to it so I get it. I also want to use her snot as lube on my tdick but that’s conversation for another day. I told her she can sneeze in my face though since I love spit so much anyway.

We’ve been feeling so good and so accepted we hate showering and don’t get the hype about it. It’s just so much work and so annoying it feels better to be natural and bit a funky. We’ve been spot cleaning of course but nothing major, I haven’t been putting any deodorant but she has which is fine she also still wears her perfume which I still love because she gonna sweat through it anyway. The most fun I’m having is watching her grow her leg hair out, watching that unibrow, mustache and goatee grow back in. I just love hairy ass woman her bush is starting to travel to her legs I could go on and on. Especially about that dirty ass room of hers fuck I love just adding more cans and more trash and watching her small trash can overfill to the point it don’t even matter.

For her showering doesn’t fucking matter at all and she will be on me no matter how bad I smell cause she loves this musky body of mine.

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Day 10 of no shower for my girlfriend and I. I’m loving this shit, talk to me, ask questions dms are always open.