intolunarorbit - Tumblr blog

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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

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i’m going to post a cropped piece of an image that i know will invoke strong, probably negative emotions in you without even having to see the whole image, ready?

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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

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girl are you sure???????????????

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Once upon a time…

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Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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I was unemployed because I left school when lockdown happened and nobody was hiring. The listlessness got to me so bad I ended up volunteering. I like straight up wouldn't be unemployed even if you paid me that shit gets miserable quick

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i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock

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the world is in peril, and people are hurting

but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!