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WHEN A FISH SLIPS INTO THE BRINE, IT HAS ONLY TWO SECONDS TO ESCAPE BEFORE IT GIVES UP AGAINST THE SALT.
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intothebrinepools · 4 days ago
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i don't owe you my heart
and i don't owe you my body
but you should know i'm sorry
for being careless with you
lord knows i owe you more
than i'm pretty sure i ever could give anybody
BUT I CAN'T PIN DOWN WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE WANT FROM FOREIGN OBJECTS, BOTTOM SHELF EROTIC PRODUCTS LIKE ME SO, I COULD HOLD YOUR HAND, BUT KEEP YOU AT ARM'S LENGTH OR HANG ME FROM A BRANCH TOO HIGH TO CLIMB AND SHAKE LESS RARE THAN SCARCE, LESS DIAMOND THAN ROUGH UNLIKELY TO BE MORE THAN JUST THE COAL YOU FAIL TO CRUSH, AND I SWEAR, I'M REALLY TRYING GET IT TOGETHER, BRYAN, KNOW AND DO BETTER IT JUST DON'T COME NATURAL TO ME TO THINK THAT YOU'D WANT ME FOR MЕ
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intothebrinepools · 5 days ago
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oh come on you guys
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intothebrinepools · 20 days ago
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What kind of bird is this
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intothebrinepools · 24 days ago
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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing
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its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)
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intothebrinepools · 24 days ago
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Silverstone’s Poison Frog (Ameerega silverstonei), family Dendrobatidae, endemic to Peru
ENDANGERED.
Photos: Tails and Scales, Amazonarium, Understory Enterprises Inc.
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intothebrinepools · 24 days ago
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“If only I had a group of colors from which all other colors can be obtained from mixing”
The humble primary colors:
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intothebrinepools · 24 days ago
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intothebrinepools · 26 days ago
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i think why i love sheriff so deeply is that...yes, he's egotistical, yes he has a big head sometimes, yes he's an idiot, but. like morally he is one of the least corrupted grunts in nevada. he is in a position to do a lot of damage, he could've 2000000% abused his power and his people with what jeb left with him, but he didn't. he literally has so few confirmed kills, he has a system to avoid direct combat, he wears shields.
and yes, undeniably a part of this comes from him being terrified. but also i think it shows that he is not in this for violence. he wants to make it work, he wants to survive but he also wants his people to survive. he is on an autopilot of sorts and he has to put up this very big shot personality thats barely even glued together, because if nevada can't have a hero, he wants to be the closest thing to it. he is not flawless but his heart is truly, truly in a place where he doesn't want to further the cycle
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intothebrinepools · 26 days ago
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS THE GODS WOULD PUT US ALL IN ONE SPOT? POPPIN' A SQUAT ON CONVENTIONAL WISDOM, LIKE IT OR NOT A BUNCH OF REVOLUTIONARY MANUMISSION ABOLITIONISTS GIVE ME A POSITION, SHOW ME WHERE THE AMMUNITION IS
OH, AM I TALKIN' TOO LOUD? SOMETIMES I GET OVEREXCITED, SHOOT OFF AT THE MOUTH I NEVER HAD A GROUP OF FRIENDS BEFORE I PROMISE THAT I'LL MAKE Y'ALL PROUD LET'S GET THIS GUY IN FRONT OF A CROWD
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intothebrinepools · 1 month ago
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THRASHING LIKE OPHELIA IN MY FEATHERDOWN COAT WON'T SOMEONE TEACH ME TO LOVE WITHOUT IT SWALLOWING ME WHOLE IF TO BE LOVED IS TO BE CHANGED, I'M ONLY WORSENIN' MOSQUITO LARVAE IN MY RIBS HE ONLY LOVES ME WHEN I ROT WITH HIM
I'M MY FATHER'S STUBBORN DAUGHTER AND I AM NO GENTLE LOVER ONLY CROWN I WEAR IS LOYALTY MY MAN IS A STAGNANT WATER A MUD-YOUR-LINEN, CACKLIN' BOGLAND AND I'M FOREVER STUCK HIS BOG BODY
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intothebrinepools · 1 month ago
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"OFF WITH HIS HEAD" "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" "BECAUSE HE IS A SHEEP, I WANT ALL OF 'EM DEAD"
I'M THE LAST OF MY KIND AT THE END OF THE LINE BUT THEY SENT ME BACK FROM THE DEAD AFTER I DIED WHY? WAIT A MINUTE, AM I BLESSED OR CONDEMNED? I GUESS THAT I SLIPPED THROUGH A CRACK IN THE DAMN
I DON'T HAVE ANY PORK, BUT I'M 'BOUT TO GO HAM EVER SEEN A GOAT 'CAUSE YOU WILL WHEN I RAM I'LL TEND TO MY FLOCK LIKE THE SHEPHERD I AM DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, THE FACT I'M A LAMB
I'VE BEEN ON THE LAM SINCE MY CULT BEGAN GONNA RAISE SOME HELL, AND THAT IS ALL I'VE PLANNED I'M RUNNING MAD LIKE A MAN POSSESSED EXORCIZED MY DEMONS, AND THEY PASSED THE TEST
EVEN THOUGH I GOT MY DEDICATED FOLLOWERS THE TOP OF THE PECKING ORDER IS A LOT OF WORK BUT I CAN BLOW YOUR MIND WITH DIVINE INSPIRATION THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF INDOCTRINATION
BEWARE ALL YE WHO ENTER WE TAKE THE TRASH OUT WITH ALL DISSENTERS BUT EVERYONE HERE'S ALREADY BEEN CONVERTED WE THINK A PENTAGRAM LOOKS BEST INVERTED
IF WE'RE TALKIN' DECORATING - I HAVE WONDERFUL TASTE THE DEVIL REALLY LOVES WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE AND I GOTTA THANK ALL MY LITTLE ACOLYTES IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'LL BE RITUALLY SACRIFICED
THIS IS THE CULT OF THE LAMB IT MADE ME JUST WHAT I AM, AND WHAT I AM IS DAMN GOOD AT RUNNING THE SHOW AND EVERYBODY WILL KNOW, BA BAH, BAH BAH BAH
THIS PART'S THE HARDEST JUST GETTING STARTED 'CAUSE STARTUP CULTURE CAN BE HARMFUL, HEARTLESS IT'S DOG EAT DOG, AND WE'RE FAR FROM BARKLESS
FALSE PROPHETS, JUST STOP IT THINK YOU FOUND GOD? JUST DROP IT IF YOU'RE ON A PEDESTAL - JUMP OFF IT THEN PUT YOUR OWN HEAD ON THE BLOCK AND CHOP IT
I RUN A CULT, AND IT'S ALL NON PROFIT THAT WAS A JOKE - I'M A STAND-UP COMIC 'CAUSE ANYTHING OF VALUE, HARVEST - I WANT IT THEN PUT IT ON THE ALTAR 'CAUSE I'M GONNA FLAUNT IT
I SCULPT MY DISCIPLES TO MY LIKING WHY READ YOUR MIND WHEN I CAN DO THE WRITING NEVER STEP OUT OF LINE, DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD TO DO THAT MIGHT INCLUDE CONSUMING THIS BOWL OF FLESH
OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR SERVER THERE'S NO CURRENCY I PREFER TO FERVOUR WHEN I'M IN A BOSS FIGHT, AND NEED REINFORCEMENT EVERYBODY TO THE SHRINE, ON YOUR KNEES AND WORSHIP
I GO DEEP DOWN ON A DUNGEON DIVE I CAN BE FOUND PLUNDERIN' WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE 'CAUSE WHAT LIES BELOW IS SO AWFULLY GREAT IF YOU CAN PRACTICE PATIENCE WITH THE ONE WHO WAITS
YOUR HERESY IS UNBEARABLE AND YOUR TAROT CARDS ARE LOOKIN' TERRIBLE I FORESEE YOU MEETING MY MANDIBLES ON A DINNER DATE WITH ALL CANNIBALS
BUT WE'LL COOK YOU FIRST, WE'RE NOT ANIMALS..
THIS IS THE CULT OF THE LAMB IT MADE ME JUST WHAT I AM, AND WHAT I AM IS DAMN GOOD AT RUNNING THE SHOW AND EVERYBODY WILL KNOW
'CAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT, I'LL MAKE YOU ONE OF US AND IT WON'T TAKE TOO LONG TO FIND WHO I CAN TRUST I WANT YOU ALL IN MY FLAH-FLAH-FLAH-FLOCK SINGING WITH ME, BAH BA BAH, BAH BAH BAH
THE FLOCKLESS BLACK SHEEP, AND UGLY DUCKLINGS HAVE FOUND THEIR FAMILY, THEY'LL COME TO TRUST ME 'CAUSE WHETHER OR NOT YOU GOT DOGS IN THE FIGHT YOU'VE BEEN PART OF THIS CULT SINCE YOU JOINED FOR A BITE
THAT'S WHY REGARDS IS SINGIN' THIS PART OF THE SONG TO FURTHER CONVINCE YOU TO JUST GO ALONG YOU MIGHT BE A LAMB, DON'T BECOME A SHEEP THE CROWN THAT YOU'VE FOUND IS YOUR BOUNTY TO KEEP
THIS IS THE CULT OF THE LAMB IT MADE ME JUST WHAT I AM, AND WHAT I AM IS DAMN GOOD AT RUNNING THE SHOW AND EVERYBODY WILL KNOW
'CAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT, I'LL MAKE YOU ONE OF US AND IT WON'T TAKE TOO LONG TO FIND WHO I CAN TRUST I WANT YOU ALL IN MY FLAH-FLAH-FLAH-FLOCK SINGING WITH ME, BAH BA BAH, BA
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intothebrinepools · 1 month ago
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WHAT A TIME, OH, WHAT A SEASON TO BE AMONG THE HUMAN RACE WE ARE CONQUERING DISEASES SENDING TESLAS OFF TO SPACE WE WON'T SET THE WORLD ON FIRE NO BIG IRON ON MY HIP I'VE STAYED NEWS-FREE FOR A WHILE WONDER WHAT IF SOMETHING SLIPPED
THIS JUST IN: WE HAVE INVENTED OUR OWN EXISTENTIAL THREATS AI WORKS JUST LIKE INTENDED SOON WE'LL WORK FOR IT INSTEAD WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THAT COVID NEXT TIME WE'LL ALL JUST DIE OUT IF ICE CAPS DON'T MELT AND FLOOD US WE'LL ARRANGE OUR OWN FALLOUT
THE WORLD WARS HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN BACK TO KILLING FOR SOME LAND BACK TO JUGGLING RED BUTTONS IT'S OKAY WITH THE UN! WE TURN TYRANTS INTO HEROES CANCEL GUILTLESS OVER THOUGHTS SUMMING UP, THE END IS NEAR AND WE'RE ALL DOOMED! NOW, ON TO SPORTS
I SHOULD BE DREADING BUT STRANGELY, I'M READY MY BOTTLE CAP FORTUNE WILL RISE IN STOCK FOR REAL SO ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT COME ON, TAKE US ALL OUT I CAN'T WAIT TO SIGN UP WITH BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
JUST ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT GO GRAB NUKA COLA AND CALL ROUND MY VAULT I RESIDE IN 92 DEATH CLAWS WON'T SURPRISE ME NO WORSE THAN SOCIALIZING YEAH, WAR NEVER CHANGES GOOD THING THAT WE DO
THE ECONOMY IS FALLING FASTER THAN THE PRICE OF CAPS KARMA SYSTEM'S OVERHAUL GOT CUT OUT IN THE BETA TEST WE ARE OBSSESING OVER DEADLINES WE HAVE ZERO CHANCE TO HIT CAN I GET MY VATS ALREADY? SO I COULD SLOW DOWN A BIT
MODS CAN'T FIX THE MESS WE MADE YEAH, PLANET EARTH HAD QUITE A RUN NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO FADE INTO OBLIVION WITH GUNS SO PUT ON YOUR POWER ARMOR TIGHTEN FIRMLY YOUR PIP-BOYS LET'S GO HELP OUT PRESTON GARVEY LIKE WE REALLY HAVE A CHOICE
ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT GO GRAB NUKA-COLA IT'S GLOWING A BIT WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG? MY BAD DAYS ARE OVER WITH GHOULISH MAKEOVER I'M DONE MOISTURIZING MY WRINKLES ARE GONE
ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT THE CURTAIN CALLED OUT TO RAGING FOG CRAWLERS TO TEAR THIS WORLD APART JUST ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT THE FRONT ROWS ARE SOLD OUT WE LIVE IN AN OPEN-WORLD GAME
ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT
JUST ROLL OUT THE FALLOUT THE FRONT ROWS ARE SOLD OUT WE LIVE IN AN OPEN-WORLD GAME THAT WAS RIGGED FROM THE START
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intothebrinepools · 2 months ago
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THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAS BEEN SO FUN.
22 BIRDS IN THE GROUND, SOME WAY OR ANOTHER.
AND THAT WAS JUST ME.
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intothebrinepools · 2 months ago
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SEVEN FOR A SECRET NEVER TO BE TOLD
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intothebrinepools · 2 months ago
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LAUGHING SO MUCH AT PART OF THE POST I JUST DID.
OHH MY GODS, ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY.
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intothebrinepools · 2 months ago
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WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? I RIDE MY ELEVATOR THROUGH THE SHAFTS OF YOUR HEART WHEN YOU CLIMB ABOARD, BABY THERE'S NO GETTING OFF
I'M A SILENT OPERATOR WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE MY HAND? I AM SO POLITE— I'M THE ELEVATOR MAN
FRICTION AND HARMONY WHO'S GONNA RIDE WITH ME I'M THE ELEVATOR MAN
WHO'S GOING DOWN, WHO'S COMIN' WITH ME? WHO WANTS TO TAKE A CHANCE ON A PIECE OF ABSTRACT REALITY? IT'S ONLY JUST A DANCE WON'T YOU COME AND RIDE WITH THE ELEVATOR MAN WHO'S GOING DOWN, YEAH— MOVIN' SLOW WITHOUT A SOUND
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN' DOWN?
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN' DOWN?
PLEASE, PRETTY BABY—WON'T YOU COME TO ME WON'T YOU LET ME BE YOUR DADDY—COME AND SIT HERE ON MY KNEE AND TELL YOUR SUGAR DADDY—ALL OF YOUR FEARS CRY FOR ME, DARLIN'—LET ME TASTE YOUR TEARS AS THEY ROLL DOWN YOUR FACE AND ONTO THE SAND WE'RE GOING DOWN TOGETHER; I'M THE ELEVATOR MAN
MOVIN' SLOW WITHOUT A SOUND GOIN' UP AND GOIN' DOWN TAKE AN INTERMISSION WHILE THE BIRD IS IN THE HAND IT'S WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH—GIVE YOURSELF A PUSH WON'T YOU COME AND RIDE WITH THE ELEVATOR MAN
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN' DOWN?
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN' DOWN?
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN—
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN—
SAY GOODBYE TO HATE, GOODBYE TO LOVE GOODBYE TO THE WORLD THAT YOU USED TO KNOW ABOVE GOODBYE TO YOUR MAMA AND YOUR DADDY, TOO WE'RE GOIN' TO A PLACE THAT YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW
MOVIN' SLOW WITHOUT A SOUND GOIN' UP AND GOIN' DOWN TAKE AN INTERMISSION WHILE THE BIRD IS IN THE HAND IT'S WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH—GIVE YOURSELF A PUSH WON'T YOU COME AND RIDE WITH THE ELEVATOR MAN
FRICTION AND HARMONY, WHO IS GONNA RIDE WITH ME FAR ACROSS THE OCEAN ON A FLOATING BED OF SAND EYES TOWARD THE EMPTY SKY SEARCHING FOR THE BIG SURPRISE
WHO'S GONNA RIDE WITH THE ELEVATOR MAN?
WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN—
I SAID WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN—
I SAID WHO'S GOIN' DOWN? WHO'S GOIN' DOWN— WHO'S GOIN—
I SAID WHO'S GOIN' DOWN?
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intothebrinepools · 2 months ago
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LOVE YOU TOO.
it's so loud
it's so fucking loud.. ijust want it to be quiet
i feel gross. wrong. dirty
ican't be clean i will never be cleaan
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