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Are any of you muscley?

Some guys at school said something about me that made me super uncomfortable so I need a hitman or a bodyguard. They must be punished and violence is the only way. I cannot pay you but I will offer a quiet look of admiration and if you do well enough a pat on the back. Please let me know if you're interested as soon as possible so I can figure out if I need to learn how to rip off their limbs or not.

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it’s almost that time of the year :)

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Reblog if you would still study for knowledge if exams didn't exist

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Why does anyone urinate in a toilet? We worked hard for that piss! I held that in all day, only to dispose it into our sewage system FOR FREE! Who would ever agree to that?! This is an injustice!!😡😡😡

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EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

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The general public should be allowed to stab billionaires and politicians on the 15th of March. As a treat.

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I have a new journey. I'm going to be "the stable one". Y'all are messed up and I won't allow it.

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Did I just make a best friend forever??

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hey um. i'm really sorry but we stabbed your boyfriend 23 times. yeah he's not coming back. sorry.

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Why is everyone on here insane? Do you become unstable when you get here or was it already an issue?

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Am I too cool for school? And money, sleep, sanity, friends, and any love?

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why did i have to be a person? couldn’t i have just been a leaf? or swallowed? like wtf is this shit

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That feeling when you purposely ignore and don’t text someone for revenge or to see what they’ll do and they literally don’t even notice….

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i don’t know if i’m fighting demons or if i am the demon at this point

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i think i've accurately summarized my existence on this earth