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ah good choice, second largest dwarf planet!

Odd day, so what's ur fav Kuiper Belt object (very important)

Big fan of Eris

No reason but its name is cool

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

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when you see your level 2 teammates trying to throw hands with bell bearing hunter in the castle basement

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Still can’t believe it’s been almost 2 years since I quit Reddit for Tumblr.

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So glad I did all the remembrance quests, the story is still mostly incomprehensible, thank u fromsoft

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honestly deltarune being blocked is so real, i've just been praying that i will avoid spoilers and tbh it kinda has worked so far

my famous very very very long filtering list

only two of them, hades and deltarune, are for avoiding spoilers

is this wrong? am i bad? do i have a hateful soul?

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GM tip:

You can run a great session with nothing but Ms paint, a single d20 and a sense for drama

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every time someone points out that "reject modernity, embrace tradition" is a literal nazi phrase there's like 4000 white people in the replies who all cry and sob and need to be comforted because their ~comfort meme~ is ~problematic~ and it's very very funny. i say thru gritted teeth

and no, you're not 'taking it from them' when you put it on a funny meme. you are normalizing it. you are helping develop it into a dogwhistle. and you deserve teeth in your grey matter

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cnidaria voted word of all time

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Run a game of 5e for over a year as an elaborate red herring before making your PCs play Blood on the Clocktower in-character. (Actually happened to me, was a god tier bit.)

To be fair I can't think of any other reason to run a game of 5e

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Sword that claims to be possessed by 10000 year old devil, is actually just a really old talking sword that's been alone so long they ended up coming up with wild backstories to get ANYONE to wield them.

­"Yeah, sure, if you pull me from the stone you'll be king of Britain. Why not."

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Archdemon patron who only makes “pacts” with sorcerers who haven’t discovered their innate magic to hide the fact that the demon has no actual magic

­This is Asmodeus's dark secret, he's bluffing everyone.

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Potions can have bad batches now. Roll and drink to find out

­Healing potion but it heals something that you don't have.

Potion of Enlarge Person that enlarges in only the second dimension

Potion of Ironskin but it's distressingly literal

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rolling a natural 20 causes your action to become too successful. You try to bribe a guard and she immediately tries to take down the BBEG for you, you hit someone with your sword and he explodes, you try to burn down a bandit camp and it sets the swamp on fire

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me when one of the bricks in my house are the wrong shape and it makes the other bricks in my house the wrong shape so my house collapses.

prions are insane. you’re not even not alive like viruses. you’re literally material. you are cement

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I've finished Nightreign twice, what now? Many questions

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Every space marine legion or chapter with “wolves” in the name must sleep in big cuddle piles. I do not make the rules