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Why do Europeans think bread in the U.S. tastes like cake? How sad are y'all's cakes?

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i want to donate to a verified palestinian org or fundraiser, but im concerned that many of the solicitations in my inbox and dms are bots— what do you guys recommend

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I don't usually post on tumblr anymore, but here y'all need this. READ EVERYTHING.

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Fuckboy . . .

Definitely, Maybe (2008) dir. Adam Brooks

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That was my amigo bruh. We were all sitting the almost the back corner and this manz really BELLOWED that shit.

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

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Don't treat people like a 14 day free trial with a money back guarantee.

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nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

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A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

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Original hand crank Music Box, just turn the handle and it will play this well-known tune by Queen. Try on wood or glass or different surfaces for a new sound. This music box makes a great gift for any music lover.  Check them out HERE

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My dad has. My mom has never.

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend