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HELP

Y/N: exists

Jason: You brought light into my lightless world

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your not wrong BUT ALSO-

Jason: I need to get something of my chest

Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes

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Stars

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So what you’re telling me..

This boy, who is literally 3 apples tall..

Turned into this giant!?

I don’t believe it.

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@fallingwaynes @slutforjasontodd

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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… yeah

What makes you think i like Hobie? That's crazy i would ne-

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jason todd in batman: arkham knight + @screenshotsofdespair​

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Reblog if you want more interaction with your mutuals and followers :D

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the uuurge to release some of the chapters for the fic i'm writing abt my oc...

[i have 9 chapters written. this is like 8 more chapters than most of my fics fucking have. what the hell.]

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oof ouch owie ow

personally i feel yall been happy a bit too long

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OH MY GODD

this is my favorite fic to ever exist and IT GOT AN UPDATE??? HELL YEAH (i just read it)

Story Update: The Pizza Delivery Girl's Survival Guide to Gotham City

Pairing: Jason Todd x Reader Updated chapter: Chapter 22: An Impossible Transformation Story Summary:

People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.

People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.

Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?

Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?

Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.

Preview:

Quiet, in Jason’s experience, was never a good thing. It usually meant that a crime was occuring: a lockpick carefully sliding into place, a hostage with a gun to their head, sweat beading on their skin, their screams pressed against the edges of their throat like broken glass.

Quiet was the asylum, and the way no one ever came for him.

Quiet was the dark, swallowing Jason’s screams.

In the lightless doorway of the building, Jason could almost see the flash of bone-white teeth, pulled tight into a familiar smile.

But then you gasped, a sharp, sudden sound that broke the silence, and for a moment, Jason felt as if he could breathe again. The darkness in the doorway was just darkness.

He wasn’t Robin anymore, and he wasn’t in the asylum.

He was the Red Hood, and he had promised to help you.

Read on AO3

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Gotham Times Headlines

Red Robin found crying outside Starbucks after being told they were out of espresso.

Red Hood found carrying 8 children after school bus crash. One of the children peed on him, another rubbed ketchup on his mask.

Civilian yells do a flip at Nightwing. Nightwing does in fact do a flip followed by an intense gymnastics routine

Billionaire Bruce Wayne falls asleep at meeting with LexCorp, spills coffee on his suit.

Unidentified Gothamite caught climbing into a sewer. When asked what he was doing he said looking for his pet rats.

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Imagine being a criminal in Gotham and Batman’s side kick is threatening you but the kid’s voice cracks and it takes everything in your soul not to laugh at Robin who is threatening to break your legs.

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bruce, without batman would probably be the most ANNOYING parent at any and all of his kids' extracurriculars.

dick has a gymanstics meet, bruce is giving the pep talk of the century but absolutely slamming on the other kids, "you're the best thing walking, bradely cant even breathe the same air as you."

jason's on the debate team, bruce has spent the entire meet going "great point! that's my son!" relentlessly muttering about how jason might as well just be the whole team by himself at this point.

tim's in the robotics club and they're holding their annual robot games, bruce is barking in the crowd, front row, "cmon timmy you got this"

damian's art was picked for a charity auction, bruce is pulling out all the stops cuz his kid is better than everyone else's and so is work and he'll be damned if anyone's painting goes for more than his

bruce is just the most annoying, insufferable, asshole parent that's full tiger mom for his kids but like, hey, they're happy. all those kids walk out of each event with a new trophy, a new medal, a new plaque grinning from ear to ear, blushes on their face with their dickhead father right behind them happier than a pig in shit, as proud as he can be

in my head, pta dad bruce is an absolutely brutual soccer mom who operates under "fuck them kids" unless they're his 😭 that man is raising WINNERS