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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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My dash is full of struggling writers rn.

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Cobra: "We need a plan."

Murayama: "We have one! It's called 'figure it out as we go.""

Rocky: "That's not a plan."

Hyuga: "It is if you commit."

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Murayama: "Even if I died, I'd haunt you."

Hyuga: "Then I'd let you."

Murayama: "You'd miss me?"

Hyuga: "You're already in my head. Death wouldn't change that."

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Living rent free is a huge understatement he’s my current get to sleep fake scenario guy

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Chihary: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Cobra: I really care about your feelings!

Yamato: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Chiharu, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Murayama: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION ΤΟ ΜΕ INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE JAIL!

Hyuga: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE JAIL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

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Hyuga calls Murayama his wife in public and when others finally meet Murayama they’re confused because that’s some just some twink

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Murayama: You have resting murder face.

Hyuga: And you have active dumbass energy.

Murayama: Excuse you, it's called charisma.

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Stiles: *guesses character is evil in episode 1*

Eveyone else: Naaah

Character: *is evil*

Everyone else:

Stiles: AND THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS LISTEN TO STILES!!!

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He's Here

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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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"i miss monster of the week tv" "why does everything have to be full of snarky ironic self aware jokes why cant anything be earnest" "why does every episode have to move the plot forward why arent there silly 'filler episodes' anymore" "remember when a season of tv was more than 8 episodes" The people yearn for tokusatsu.

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Zhao Yuanzhou: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.