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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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don’t mind the CapCut fairy effect I actually don’t know how to take it off LMAO

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

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On one hand I understand not teaching cursive in school anymore, because it actually is slower than regular handwriting and almost everything is typed on a keyboard now anyways.

On the other hand, so much of our (even recent!) history was written in cursive, and having a whole generation of kids who can't read letters written by their grandparents, momentos saved by their great-grandparents, or even photo albums from theur immediate family seems like a dangerously quick way to detach us from previous generations.

And on the third, related but slightly malformed hand, I feel bad that yet another form of small, everyday art that brings joy in the middle of mundane tasks, which celebrates personality and individual style and self-expression, is about to fade into obscurity because it wasn't efficient enough for today's world to put up with.

Like... if we continue to whittle away the small arts out of every day life, what's going to be left except stark, ruthless pragmatism?

Maybe writing a grocery list is less mundane when you get to feel elegant for a moment. Maybe you're a little more proud of what you write when you see it flow together like a painting

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don’t lose yourself in it all

(I put too much effort into this shitpost 💀)

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uu protag group therapy. spoke jokes about the director, parrot is strangling him, wemmbu doesnt talk about anything, and flame is wondering why he's here and is just talking about the chungies he's killed.

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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if you can't handle me at my 'chat am i cooked', you don't deserve me at my 'we are so back'

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ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

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this post has been sitting in my drafts since july 22 2024 but i keep seeing people in chat talk about having trouble getting into s5 so i figured might as well drop the gay joker doc i have . it's still Unfinished but there's a decent portion all annotated with timestamps and such

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Lifesteal Joyous Whimsy Tournament, Round 1, Side B, Match 11

you can submit propaganda in reblogs or asks! voter fraud is allowed!

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

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queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today