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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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Fullmetal Alchemist?

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Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

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IM SORRY

THE HOZIER SONG

THAT MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE

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I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

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pt.42: Andrew Q&A!! <pt.41

he’s gotta be at least tipsy to even entertain the thought of this so he’s half a bottle of bribe down throughout

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @kaleidoskuls @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @jeanmoreausautismstickers

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"wouldn't want him to think i'm an abandoner! 😃"

BUCK 😭😭

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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Scar, walking a camel through Isk*ll’s base: dude, can we like, can we demo this shit over here?

Cub: uh Scar I’m streaming by the way

LMAO???

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aftg show promo but you just make the actors do a bunch of interviews completely in character. perfect court puppy interview. andrew minyard and neil josten do the wired autocomplete interview. ultimate test: can kevin day and seth gordon make it through 10 questions each before they hit each other. literally endless possibilities

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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WHAT. I SAW SOMEONE TALK ABT IT ON TWT BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

its been hours and i see no one on my dash talking about the fact that TUBBO IS GOING TO BOX SAPNAP. i hope he breaks that kick streamers jaw

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grian but he's sopping wet

he fell in while fishing

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lil wonky grian

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if tfc was set in 2025, Neil josten would've pointed at riko, went "kill yourself" on live television and been canceled on twitter

neil josten I would have defended you. I hope u know bby

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trans kevin who starts transitioning in the nest and is allowed to get top surgery NOT because the moriyamas are pro trans (they're trans neutral) but because kevin's argument was that it would make him more aerodynamic and tetsuji was like yeah okay

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some