ellis, christian faith, adhd/autism, any pronouns and many fandoms. currently stuck on ace attorney, stardew and legend of zelda (totk, botw, eow) with bursts of merlin, atla, soc
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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I love responding to overhead announcements in public places
“good morning customers” good morning!
“this train will stop at ___” i certainly hope so!
“change at ___ for intercity services” that’s the plan!
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six of crows but dnd (part 3)
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Kaz: so for once in your life, just walk away.
Jes: I punch him
DM: (sighs) roll initiative
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Kaz: this is your pardon
Matthias: I try to take it from him
Kaz: can i roll slight of hand to stop him
DM: sure, strength Matthias, slight of hand Kaz
Matthias: 16! Kaz: 40.
Matthias: CHEATER
Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game
Matthias: NO YOU'RE CHEATING
DM: actually somehow this is legal
Matthias:
Kaz:
DM: anyways yeah Matthias you don't get the pardon
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Wylan: okay so I kiss him
Jes: woah woah woah i want to do an insight check first
Wylan: JES IM META GAMING??? YOU KNOW ITS ME???
Jes: It's a four
DM: honestly what constitutes wylan?
Wylan: IM RIGHT HERE
Jes: who knows, sure yeah i kiss the probably wylan
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DM: okay so there's a child there, caught you sneaking out
Kaz: can i roll indimidation?
Wylan: she's a CHILD, KAZ
Kaz: 19 plus 5 so 24. I tell her I'm the monster who lives under her bed
DM: great job, that child is traumatised for life
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Nobody prepares you for how many Bibles you will have
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fireplace is such a funny word for that. i mean yeah lets not beat around the bush here; its a fire place. the place for fire. the place chosen especially to have fire. fireplace.
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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"
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I hate when animals are ontologically evil
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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing
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