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ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol
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we are all very lonely and desperate for friendship i dont think you will really embarrass yourself by unabashedly seeking it out. i think you will find many other people are also looking for it. people will gravitate towards you if you just let them. its going to be fine
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descartes was so right when he said "who give a shit"
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Average tumblr user be like “The grueling experience of being perceived...” *overshares*
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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
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having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer
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in theory I’m ok with pretty much everything but in practice I am ok with literally nothing not one single thing
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Family guy set back society like 4 billion years
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In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil
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damn i really do be saying things huh. cringe
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enemies to lovers romance between me and myself
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