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i love when the footnotes of an article are like "jason todd, the second of batman's robins, was murdered by the joker in a death in the family (1988) following...." like i couldn't possibly know who the little man is as though im not the weirdo looking up academic papers on the batman at 1:42 am

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my dick selfship board is chock full of pictures of men that look like dick kissing boys that look nothing like me and that's. well. i think that says a lot

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selfshipping is getting dangerous. just thought of him enjoying one of our family parties and then our two last names together......

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self shipping really is different from shipping even reader fiction bc i just tried to make a flippant post abt watching jay and dick fuck as my boyfriends and felt so wrong bc i simply would not

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dick and i.... he lets me treat him like my girlfriend and i let him treat me like his little brother and honestly? that works for us

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Saw ur post about weird things you know about Dick, got anymore?

Ha, okay. Just little characterization/fun fact things. 

Dick isn’t a fan of Alfred’s cucumber sandwiches. 

...like consistently, not a fan lol. 

Dick also doesn’t like cranberry muffins! 

But one of his favorite Alfred dishes is crab stuffed mushrooms (weirdo). 

Dick likes to watch nature documentaries to relax...and as a result he knows a lot of random animal fun facts. 

He really overthinks mystery tv lol...even Scooby-doo (which he apparently has watched with the Titans/Wally before lol? cute).

Dick uses fancy English Dunhill aftershave, which might be why he has that reputation for smelling good haha? Thank Alfred for that peeps. 

Dick tends to have trouble making his home feel like home. He keeps very busy and doesn’t usually care about stuff, so that translates into very minimal decoration...or not even removing his stuff from storage/boxes without some cajoling. 

though once he does finally decorate lol, it does tend to be very sentimental, meaningful items pretty much exclusively (ie family photos, flying grayson poster, etc.)

And he likes mint chocolate chip ice cream according to @hood-ex! I have no idea where that is from but I love it. 

I think that’s all I feel like doing for now. Maybe I’ll add some more later, idk. Or other people could add little details too. 

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missionary with a man whose hair is so long it cascades around you like curtains when he leans for a kiss. missionary with a man whose hair is so long it tickles your fingers as you dig them into his back

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fuckass tim plays a lot with my gender and i should not abide by it but i do proven by the fact that half our recommended pictures on my pinterest board are gay twinks fucking

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tim! i keep spreading my legs and you're not here

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i tell tim i dont want to kiss him and he cries homophobia at me and im like baby.

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103 Sextile Sun - Jupiter

Positive aspect: Here is a couple you like to be with. They are charming, agreeable and know how to entertain their friends generously and warmly. They go well together, and love each other in a discrete and sincere way, and appreciate the joys of life together.

102 Conjunction Sun - Saturn

Positive aspect: Here is a couple you can call stable. They will lead their life together quietly, with friendship slowly replacing love. Saturn will dominate the Sun - as is only natural - but the Sun might find this difficult to accept. In any case, as the Sun likes to feel secure, Saturn is a perfect partner.

91 Sextile Sun - Neptune

Positive aspect: This aspect shows an attraction to each other beyond the physical. There is a level of forgiveness and mercy in the chemistry between you. You may share your dreams together with a sense of freedom. Tolerance exists between the two of you, which is a very soothing and settling quality.

83 Sextile Mercury - Uranus

Positive aspect: Few clouds in this couple's life, at least on an intellectual level. They have a good intellectual understanding, take pleasure in being together and in discussing and exchanging ideas. Together, they can come up with unique and creative ideas and solutions to problems.

genuinely when am i marrying him

dick's got me in the trenches so badly i've just done an astrology compatibility reading

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tim i wish i were ur twunk boyfriend i really do

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-68 Opposition Sun - Lunar node

Challenging aspect: A great attraction for each other will make them try to live together, but life together can be difficult at times, as they often find they are working towards different goals.

-40 Opposition Venus - Lunar node

Challenging aspect: Without necessarily knowing it, they may encourage one another's bad habits or dependencies.

these are the only bad aspects. btw.

dick's got me in the trenches so badly i've just done an astrology compatibility reading

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dick's got me in the trenches so badly i've just done an astrology compatibility reading

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tim i would keep you as a cat in my lap

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tim will dress punk-ish and i will say wow look at my goth girlfriend (he is not goth) and then i will do it and he will say look at my goth girlfriend and neither of us is dating the other

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if you are a yumeshipper but you focus more on oc or xreader writing, you can answer in terms of what types of traits you usually share with your characters (ie., your best traits vs. your worst traits, etc.)