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As You Wish
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Eliot or Dean || They/He || Nonbinary Panromantic Asexual || I Would Love to Take Requests! || Writer || Photographer || pfp and header are mine!
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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If you take two different medications, but one has multiple pills/doses, count the amount of total pills/doses! Ex., I take 3 pills of one med but several other single pills of other meds, so I'm voting the total amount of pills I take each day 馃槍
DONT count recreational drugs though, regardless of what form they're in. Just meds you Need to take every day for your health, not for fun or due to addiction (no judging - just wanted to clarify c:)
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 馃悎鈥嶁瑳馃悎鉂わ笍
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Generations of locking the fuck in.
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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I don't WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet
I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer
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