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so i’m definitely gonna try and be active here again. hit this with a like if you’re still tryna do stuff with me pls

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hey dudes

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to start being active on here again, or not to start being active on here again. that is the question.

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how ya'll doin

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hey how’s about a lil munday action from your local aspiring musician

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hey how’s about a lil munday action from your local aspiring musician

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hey i’m kinda say rn so i’m not gonna be on the dash but yall should totally hit me up on discord for stuff ok thx

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I'm mobile for the night, catch your boy on dis.cord for plots or threads!! peaches#6373

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PUT ‘ FUCK YES ‘ IN MY ASK IF YOUR MUSE WANTS TO FUCK MINE

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i’m about to go to my manager’s house and get completely fuckin wasted with him so i’ll catch yall on the flip!!

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send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

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nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

minacixus:

send a number for a starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

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i never get to do sinday stuff bc weekends are packed af for me and brennan is very angry at me for that

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  @invectivcs :// BRENNAN ➟  ♡’d for starter

              ● ● ●                  ❝ Someone is looking particularly dour and moody this morning. ❞ The blonde taunts between sips from the paper cup of coffee in her hand. ( She had long given up on finding anyone in Brooklyn that could brew a proper cuppa. ) A faint, feline smile quirks at the corners of her mouth as she settles into the tattoo artist’s chair. ❝ To steal one of your colorful colloquialisms — Who pissed in your cheerios? ❞

          Brennan had been a longtime sufferer of resting bitch face, but it seemed his ‘illness’ couldn’t be to blame for his expression today. On any other day, the blonde’s quip might have at least gotten a little smile out of him, but it seemed his funk wasn’t one to be trifled with. “Life,” he responded rather dryly, reaching for his tablet to go over his appointments for the day. “Jus’ can’t seem ta’ catch a break, y’know?”