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Just a reminder to people who draw Lefou skinny

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I'm probably not coming back to this blog. This fandom is really bad about fat erasure and that's just not tolerable and not okay. You can find me at @bitebox and I'll be making a drag queen oc.

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Rises from the dead to remind you that fat erasure is bad.

this is embarrassing but i adore those two

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do  you  love  my  smol  gay  son  LEFOU  ,  the  most  important  character  in  and  star  of  disney’s  beauty  and  the  beast  (  2017  )  ?  do  you  cry  about  JOSH  GAD  at  least  three  times  a  day  ?  would  you  like  to  write  with  this  sweet  and  salty  little  muffin  of  a  man  ?  or  ,  hey  ,  maybe  you  just  really  like  clicking  buttons  !  if  so  ,  then  LIKE  or  REBLOG  this  post  ,  and  i’ll  come  check  out  your  blog  !  

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Hey y'all I have no muse for stanley you can find me at @bitebox

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I literally fell off my chair.

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Violet Chachki for Sin in Linen

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Le Duo est fini! 

Thanks for all of the support so far! I started this blog only a few days ago & I’m already feelin the love 💕 

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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TO FOLLOW OR NOT TO FOLLOW, THAT IS THE QUESTION : WHETHER ‘TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE OUTRAGEOUS LACK OF REPRESENTATION OF ASIANS IN MAINSTREAM WESTERN MEDIA OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST RACISM AND BY FOLLOWING AN ASIAN WILL SHAKESPEARE OPPOSE THEM.  TO LIKE OR REBLOG — NO MORE — AND BY A REBLOG TO SAY WE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN INTERACTING WITH THIS BLOG,  AND SEEING MORE OF THE THOUSAND THREADS AND SHIPS THAT THE MUN WILL PROBABLY END UP WRITING WITH YOU.   ‘TIS A PROMO DEVOUTLY TO BE SPREAD.  ( AS INTERPRETED BY EVI WHO KNOWS HOW HILARIOUS SHE IS. )

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Beauty and the Beast → No one dresses better like Madame de Garderobe

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jclifou:

I’m not clever enough to actually come up with good promo text, but why don’t you like and/or reblog this if a LeFou from Beauty and the Beast (2017) rings your roleplay bell? This blog specializes in fluff and sin, will drown you in asks and cuddly feels, likes shipping and friendship and in-character toxicity, and is 93% guaranteed to make you laugh at least once or your follow back!

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Salty Ask List

gsut:

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*

Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*

Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*

Have you received anon hate? What about?*

Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Most disliked arc? Why?

Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

What is the purest ship in the fandom?

What are your thoughts on crack ships?

Popular character you hate?

Unpopular character you love?

Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?

How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?

Most shippable character?

Least shippable character?

*several of these questions are taken from a list that was not rebloggable

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Twin Peaks Theme (aka. ‘Falling’ Instrumental) playing from another room Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks

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The rose she had offered, was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year.

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It isn’t ok to guilt trip people.

It’s not okay to manipulate people.

It’s not okay to hurt people because you feel hurt.

Don’t let toxic people control you or what you do or who you write with.

Keep on keeping on. Ship what you ship with whoever you want to ship with!! Your blog is yours to do whatever you want with!

Stop 👏 thinking 👏 you’re 👏 entitled 👏 to👏 anything👏.