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I feel like in a normal narrative it would be a huge deal… but when the plot is designed to kick the main character until they are a sopping wet paper bag of a man, comas slip the mind.

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featuring Alice's dads who are totally not a pair of avatars from another dimension

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Bet he didn't saw that coming

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Post-coma jarchivist makes me sooo insane. Everyone’s like ‘you should’ve stayed dead’ and he’s like ‘can’t argue with you there’. He died for his friends. He chose to become a monster. He came back wrong. He spent six months hovering between life and death and Martin won’t even talk to him. He’s losing his sense of humanity. He hates himself so so much. He can no longer die. He risks a deal with Jared the fucking boneturner to try to save someone who very recently attempted to murder him. He blames himself for Tim’s death. Tim died hating him. With every fresh horror he grows stronger. Someone get this man a vacation and a healthy coping mechanism

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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

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Die faster lol :/

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His connection to the dark world is just 5G

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Let the eldritch abomination have a minute to determine left from right so he can guide his blind angry British P.I. landlord around (they run into a pole five seconds later)

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arthur "--when I die--"

john, panicking: "IF you die!!"

arthur, audibly deciding not to confront john with his inevitable mortality right this second: "yeah ok fine, IF I die"

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No looking back, Jonny boy

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Please…

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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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You can’t see this, but you have the cold, calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with.

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This post is on my mind way too often

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"You can’t separate us, not unless we’re willing to do so."

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