inverseofconverse

[inverseofconverse]

[inverseofconverse]

meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

[inverseofconverse]

It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

[inverseofconverse]

[inverseofconverse]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[inverseofconverse]

Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

[inverseofconverse]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[inverseofconverse]

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

[inverseofconverse]

Does anyone else see different US regions as “coded” as specific seasons?

[inverseofconverse]

my fave tiktok diet fad videos are the ones like "you could eat 100 calories of a cake or get much more on your plate with 100 calories of raw pumpkin puree". woooooah man that's such a hard choice, i'm always craving cold slop from a can

[inverseofconverse]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[inverseofconverse]

ib: crepuscularqueens

[inverseofconverse]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[inverseofconverse]

oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.

[inverseofconverse]

there’s nothing wrong with being a teenager but there’s something fucking hilarious about looking for fanfiction about impossibly experienced grizzled middle aged men and finding only stories in which they both act like blushing virgin school girls who are nervous to hold hands

[inverseofconverse]

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

[inverseofconverse]