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sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

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SIREN!

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There has not been a single day in 2025 that I have not felt weird and bad in some capacity.

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Women who don’t get Any action and live in a perpetual state of loneliness and Engage in hobbies that disconnect them from the populous shall Inherit this earth. Only they can speak truth.

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The most terrifying thing about The X-Files is what a day in the life of Assistant Direct Walter Skinner must look like. He has to live in fear of both the Syndicate and Mulder and Scully. He’ll get shot or infected with remote-controlled nanobots and then he has to go back to his office and deal with case reports that are written in the style of experimental prose poetry.

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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

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Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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if you arw Mad. -_- Okay

if you are Hate Me -_- Okat

BUT

We are not fighting :3

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just fyi you shouldn't emulate the problematic behavior depicted in fiction. just because something looks okay in a story doesn't make it okay in real life. this is about talking to your ex. do not text your ex. that's the devil speaking. you're not in a romcom. you're not in a fluffy fanfiction. it won't work out. don't do it.

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no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

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i think any time a politician so much as suggests creating a national public registry of a minority group they should lose their job immediately, and then be shot

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