invertedspoon
invertedspoon
your honor when is it naptime
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i don't do much but you're looking at me anyway
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invertedspoon · 10 hours ago
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does this on your dash
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invertedspoon · 10 hours ago
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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of "picky eaters". no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don't like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they've said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to "trick" them into eating it anyway
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invertedspoon · 10 hours ago
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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁
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invertedspoon · 10 hours ago
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maube i should go to war
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invertedspoon · 10 hours ago
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Migraine.... Send help 🤕💀
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this is immensely funny to me
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invertedspoon · 11 hours ago
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me when i accidentally leave out an m in unrestrained summer fun
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invertedspoon · 12 hours ago
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how to get a job no application no talking to an authority figure no personal information supplied and no customer service and many coworkers who fit my vibe and pays $20/hr anddddd only like 5 hr workday
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invertedspoon · 13 hours ago
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invertedspoon · 15 hours ago
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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invertedspoon · 18 hours ago
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GET SCARED! GET SCARED! GET SCARED!
Crag already scared all the time
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invertedspoon · 18 hours ago
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so I learned embroidery recently
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invertedspoon · 18 hours ago
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i prefer unpoisoned wine these days
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