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+fined for reckless driving
+fined for no seat belt
+fined for driving without insurance
+fined for driving without a license
+fined for speeding
+fined for illegal turns
+fined for driving with an unregistered vehicle
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We as a society need to draw these two tearing into their food like feral animals more
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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things
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they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent
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do you remember the last time you tripped and fell in public?
#I think I do#I was hiking with a bunch of my friends up this mountain or whatever right? well. we were on our way down and my ankle had been like#going out here and there but it had been fine so far. welp. it goes out big time and I fall down on my knees.#ankle is still fine at this point. HOWEVER. half an hour later while still on our way down— my ankle goes out again and I feel a zing.#I had to sit there and gather myself after that 😭😭 it was so swollen and sore after I woke up the next morning#I was limping so bad.
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Awkward hugs with your crush … and what follows
Bring it home, boys.
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he doesn't hate himself for it enough to not laugh about it two days before their wedding though
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