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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

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call me conservative but an American pope is just wrong

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i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

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He needs a nap from napping so much

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Zoom attacc

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Time to take them all home

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people will literally just drop the most insane fatphobic sentence like it’s normal and keep going and even say “don’t make fun of people for being “_____” but it doesn’t matter because being fat is the worst thing anyone can be so we have to always make sure we’re making fun of fat people and saying how much we hate being fat and don’t want to be fat and how dare anyone be fat

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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an alternative to pidge’s “coming out” scene where she’s like, “i’m a girl” and everyone has the same reaction except for lance who’s like “dude when did you detransition?” and pidge is like ???? i never transitioned to begin with??? i lied? i’m a liar? i was scheming?

lance isn’t unobservant he’s just a #ally

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The zoomster

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You (mc/miss hunter whatever) always pride yourself being a person who isn’t particularly picky about food. If it’s seasoned well, has a protein, a carb and plenty of veggies, then you’re perfectly content. You might have a slight preference for how you like your morning coffee, or your afternoon tea but everyone has those. Right?

Zayne, however since he has foods he loves and foods he really hates, notices the way you push around certain foods before ultimately making yourself eat it. As your doctor, he’s hyper vigilant about how you nourish your body, and takes notes on habits you might not even realize you have.

Like how you aren’t fond of overcooked or canned green beans, but you like the crunch of fresh ones. How you prefer meals that are vegetable heavy with protein versus a very carb heavy dish.

How he’s never seen you finish a slice a cake, ever.

Now, Doctor Sweet Tooth has noticed this just a few times and suddenly it’s all he can think about. You never finish any slice of cake, or pie or any dessert that bigger than three bites worth of pastry. It always ends up on someone else’s plate once you have exactly three bites, and you always follow it with whatever coffee or tea you’re sipping.

He also noticed that when you get a meal together with him, if there’s a dreaded carrot on his plate, you tease him but somehow that awful vegetable ends up on your plate, then later your stomach.

“We just compliment each other like that.” You said to him when he pointed it out over dessert after your latest dinner with him.

“We were just made for each other, then.” He whispered back, hazel green eyes swimming with emotions he isn’t quite ready to reveal, yet.

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