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“until we’re together again, wake up with the dawn”

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Trump is appointing three washed-up actors as "ambassador to Hollywood" in order to bring back the "Golden Age of Hollywood". Which has historical precedent: there was an ambassador to Hollywood in the Golden Age, too. His name was Georg Gyssling and he was sent by Hitler to monitor the activities of Hollywood studios. To make sure their films didn't say anything anti-Nazi, resulting in many attempts at anti-fascist films being shut down by the Hays Code. Just a fun historical Hollywood fact there

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this is truly the funniest timeline

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After his chat with Rhysand on solstice Azriel drunkenly ordered this ad, which ran in the Prythian papers the following morning.

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ACOTAR characters as John Mulaney quotes

Rhys, about Feyre:

Feyre, about Tamlin:

Azriel:

Cassian, when someone mentions Nesta:

Mor:

Elain:

Nesta, in ACOFAS:

Amren:

Bonus Feyre during the first part of ACOMAF:

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ACOTAR Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Feyre: I am very small, and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Rhysand: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Cassian:  I would not say that, not even as a joke that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

Azriel: You know those days when you’re like, this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Mor: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them.

Amren: sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Elian: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken!

Nesta: I quit drinking because I would black out, and I would ‘ruin parties’, or so I’m told.

Tamlin: I’m sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m mean and loud. It will probably happen again.

Lucien: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

Amarantha: Every new song is about how “Tonight is the night” and how “We only have tonight.” That’s such 19-year-old garbage.

|| YA Books as John Mulaney || SOC || The Lunar Chronicles || ACOTAR || TOG|| The Cruel Prince || Wicked Saints ||

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I'm not hating but it's funny that every piece of art for the Archeron sisters I've seen, they all look exactly the same except for their expressions

Nesta: 😠

Elain: 🥺

Feyre: 😐

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do they come in other styles?

[long drink of water]

not really

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<3

Just wanted to say that I’m Rob Raco’s biggest fan because he got his big break from being on Riverdale for a season and then performed in an I Think You Should Leave skit where 20% of it was just making fun of Riverdale, what a legend.

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You can't tell me that "ivy" by Taylor Swift isn't about ACOTAR.

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acosf as john mulaney quotes because we all need that shit

nesta:

emerie:

gwyn:

cassian:

az:

elain:

feyre:

lucien:

eris:

+bonus

the House:

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ACOTAR: The Office edition

Feyre:

Rhysand:

Mor:

Amren:

Azriel:

Cassian:

Nesta:

Elain:

Lucien:

Tamlin:

(Elain’s is definitely my favorite)

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And now I’m back on tumblr.

Rhysand when he enters the Spring Court:

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you can tell everything you need to know about a person by their favourite brooklyn nine nine cold opening

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me: *knows people can find different things interesting/funny/worth watching and it’s totally normal that we have different opinions on the same stuff*

someone: i don’t like brooklyn nine nine

me: