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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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i propose that smut fiction where they do negotiated bdsm with lots of check ins and aftercare and improbable safe words etc. constitutes/caters to its own kink, where the elements o performance/mutual trust/servicing are the core appeal, more so than a moral chore on the author’s part. it’s folly to assume it’s all just bluey adults who can’t handle ‘real’ sadomasochistic fantasies played straight. i believe that it’s a different thing entirely. but it’s all still pretty funny with characters who shouldn’t know what traffic lights are

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harry images under read more because he's been tormenting me

uncensored versions of these on my twitter dot com or bluesky

i want him to blow up or soemthing

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i really like this brush

this time on The Kennedys' Adventures in Cuckolding hi peter it's me your wife caroline i'm going to fuck your best friend in our bedroom on our bed now okay? and you have to leave and sit on the couch while we do. and i left the door cracked so you have to hear

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this time on The Kennedys' Adventures in Cuckolding hi peter it's me your wife caroline i'm going to fuck your best friend in our bedroom on our bed now okay? and you have to leave and sit on the couch while we do. and i left the door cracked so you have to hear

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Introducing Sangria! :3

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so like in the deviantart fetish porn universe the "giant bug monsters that lay eggs in people" are like, becoming a PROBLEM in town and a GOOD CHUNK of the blame for that is on roger and people are like roger can you please stop fucking the fuck bugs or at least not let the eggs HATCH the giant wasps have decimated peter's tomato plants AGAIN and he's really miffed about it and they keep loudly landing on top of the funfair ticket booth and scaring the shit out of randy. but nothing on heaven nor earth is going to get in the way of ROGER and FUCKING A BIG BUG. ever

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every dtime i post something 5 minutes later i have to go ohgod did i put that in the dialtown main tag and not the dialgototown tag and i never have but one of these days its going to happen and ill simply have to pass away

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the deviantart universe giant oviposition fuck bug . yuuuuuuuuup

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oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

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listen i know i’m crying out into a dark squalid cave but can people please start writing oliver taking it up the ass. he canonically gets fucked in the butt. thanks

love, angelmortcafe

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(quietly leaves a like on nearly every dialtown post you have here because i dont have a place to reblog it to at the moment)

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oh sick i was not expecting an actual answer. thanku!

ok tmi masturbation talk real quick

could not tell you why but i find jerking off 500% more effective while standing than while laying down. like, ok- i basically exclusively use one of those "clit sucker" type gadgets, the sort that puff little bits of air at your thing- and in bed, lying down, it's good. sometimes underwhelming, sometimes real nice, yknow how it is.

but if i'm standing up- one of two situations, either i'm in the shower, or i'm like, doing the dishes- using either just my legs to hold the thing in place or if i'm doing some menial task i'll have it shoved down my pants. and like, entirely consistently, these'll be THE strongest, longest (like, 20 second) orgasms i can experience- shaky legs, ears ringing for a few minutes afterwards, the whole shebang.

and i have no idea why, because theoretically the stimulation is the same? i dunno. so, um, recommendation, i guess

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this one's maybe a little too sensual for main. i don't think dsaf has its own nsfw tag so you just get this on its own.

these two make me soooo ill and the idea of caroline paying special attention to peter's neck and the area where his skin meets his phone head makes me wanna shred a pumpkin like a tiger looking for ground beef

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i'm having a rubber stuff moment. please observe the silicone fez

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I FORGOT to post this one for ages here it is finally. puppet jokes