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we’re with you. 

all the way to the end, brother.

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I really enjoyed any part of The Flood that was not following John. The rewrite sections were incredibly boring, but the warthog run, defense of Alpha Base, all of that? Those parts were a fun ride.

Mr: You’re reading The Flood?

Me: Yeah. I finished Ghosts of Onyx.

Mr: The Flood is just a novelization of the first game. You don’t really need to read it.

Me: Bullcrap I don’t. You have any idea how many fanfiction ideas I’m gonna poach from this book?

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LEP Incident Log: The Cow Incident (Classified)

🪙 Artemis Fowl II (@ArtemisFowl_II) posted: 📸 “Experiment successful. Displaced a small building and recovered the artifact. Apologies to the cow. #Innovation #Victory”

#lep-hq-general (secure channel)

🌰 Holly: Why is there always a cow??

🦄 Foaly: Oh cool, just casually outing us to the humans again. 🙃 Did he watermark this with GPS coordinates or was that an oversight?!

💪 Trouble: Was a perimeter clearance request filed? No? Didn’t think so.

🚬 Commander Root: I SWEAR TO THE FOUR ELEMENTS IF THIS BLOWS UP—

🌰 Holly: Can someone PLEASE tell me if the cow is okay.

🪙 [ArtemisFowl_II has joined the channel]

🪙 ArtemisFowl_II: The cow has achieved transcendence. You’re welcome.

💩 m.d.wormboi: Next time tag me. I could’ve tunneled under the cow. This is amateur work.

🦄 Foaly: How did you get in here?!? I'm locking down the entire network.

DELETE THIS THREAD DELETE THIS THREAD DELETE THIS TH—

More LEP Groupchats

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(Everyone go read And Then There Was You. Do it. Seriously.)

The only thought I’ve given to it was a passing comment that they were poor farmers in Halo: Homecoming

Does anyone else have headcanons for Spartan parents??? Because I do!

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Always...

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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

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i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

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Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

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Look we're having a serious discussion here and my heart shaped pupils are none of your concern.

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“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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does any body want to ttalk about the character

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We're halfway through! Part 7 of the Aviary is done. Today we've got the Hoatzin and the Eurasian Hoopoe!

Design by the talented Lola Crow.

Progress:

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7]

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did someone say Domovoi “Old Man Pants” Butler