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okay im logging out of this account see you on the flip side

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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who up feeling stressed and nervous and a little bit frightened

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okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21. 

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*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

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"using an adblocker on youtube is just like shoplifting from walmart" it's actually not but im ok with that too :)

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mia mulder is sooooo sososo gorgeous

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heliogabalus was only 18 when he died..... she should have been a transbian at the club

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guys that only read self help books are so cringe. like bro all books are self help books the characters make the mistakes so you dont have to. After reading oediupus rex i knew to not do that

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Fun game I enjoy playing sometimes involves typing your hometown (or nearest mid-sized city) into ao3 search

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dOeS yOuR mAn KnOw AbOuT yOuR tUmBlR no he’s not allowed to use the internet except for school work and educational math games

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Two tumblr mutuals meeting up for the first time about to have sex when one of them pulls out their phone opening tumblr “Should I have sex Yes/ No/ just kidding Celibacy sweep” the other votes on celibacy sweep they part ways and go home The End

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his pied piper from hamelin slay. and post.

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i have a very sexual relationship with sceliphron wasps

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how on earth are you guys fucking your mutuals

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the therapist on monday sat there and listened to me explain my problems and was like okay so we have a Lot of ground to cover,