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1x1x1x1 gets their wings (and flies for the first time)

dw they wake up eventually, like 2 days later lol telamon aint happy bout that

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Haiii!!!

Most of these are Guest 1337 headcanons because I love him.

Before he joined the army and got forsakened he was a volunteer firefighter, already used to the similar training (might not be true but idk) and risking life it was an easier transition into the army than most robloxians.

During rounds if there are some flowers or plants that any of the survivors can't identify, Guest usually can. His wife, daisy was a botanist and has a degree in botany so he's learned quite a bit from her.

He also knows quite a bit about Warrior Cats from Charlotte, she'd tell him all about the books and her favorites while slipping in a few of her own cats she's made. His favorite is Stonefur for standing up to Tigerstar and protecting Featherpaw and Stormpaw.

While Guest was gone in the war and during Forsaken Daisy would paint a new picture of him everyday, to make sure she'd never forget his face even after all the time spent away.

The whole demolitionist species as a whole, Taph and the others who were created in Telamons image, are all Guests most likely created to repopulate the Guest species after the Bacons killed them all off. Which is why Taph is mute.

Twotime likes beetles.

Daisy would go ALL OUT on April Fools, setting up the most elaborate pranks and jokes for Guest and Charlotte, like the one girl from the Loud House. But after Guest came back from the war and Forsaken (hopefully) she toned it down to not trigger his PTSD.

Anyways that's all I can think of, bye bye!!!

- Stone1337 anon

I love Guest 1337 so much. SO MUCH Guest knowing about both warrior cats and botany from the two girls in his life is amazing. I love that so much.

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Two Time lore

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I hope this finds you well. My soul is now full of love and for the time being? I hope you prosper!

-John

congratulations John!!!

I'm glad you've grown as a person and hope you have a wonderful day!

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Guest 1337... 🤤🤤

He's so babygirl..

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✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡

I was sent this so uh

here you go bramble :3

:0

TYSM!!!!!!

wowzers now to think abouy who to send it to

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I have no children and I never will. do not toy with me.

ok im sorry

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I see you’ve taken to mocking me? Well I’m back, and rest UNassured, it’s the real deal

- John

WELCOME BACK JOHN THE KIDS MISSED YOU

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If cringe culture is dead, there’s one ship I’d like to share with you…

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Hi it’s ummm John, I miss you *kissy face

welcome back!!

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I have decided to spare you, but just know one day I will return.

- John

please take care of yourself while away

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I do you have some people revolving your posts mocking me? Well not for long, kel the real one shall soon be dealt with and this goes to anyone who seeks allyship with you

girl they aint even do anything

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Kieran stimboard

🍇 🍎 🍇 / 🐛 X 🐛 / 🍇 🍎 🍇

Requested by @iphone15-hater

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My rage has not been contained, prepare for my wrath Mr 15 hater… soon

do you hate me cause i hate the iphone 15??

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This “Stimboard” has brought Patrick peace. Well I am not as easily satiated I shall spare you for the time being, for Patrick.

then i shall keep providing to please patrick sorry i took a moment to respond im eating toast

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Me and Patrick have decided, the hunt begins

oh okay have fun!