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i think about this every day

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Kinda wild that every time a trans athlete does well it’s all about “ooh wahh but biological advantages” as if the kind of person who is both “Good At And Interested In Winning Competitive Sports” and also “Willing To Risk Losing Their Safety And Everything They Love In Order To Seize Life By The Ass And Be Who They Are Out Loud And In Public In A Society Prepared To Shred Them Alive” isn’t the kind of supremely driven person who might be actually pretty well-suited to Work Hard Get Point

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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

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“Bottom 60%” is a funny way of saying the majority.

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I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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"someone should write MDZS from lan wangji's pov"

"we need MDZS from jin guangyao's pov"

"what the fuck would the story look like from wen ning's pov"

all incredibly correct takes, my friends, but as a filthy chengxian shipper the deep want of my heart is "Replacement Gege's pov"

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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

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Yess I’m following the piss rape blog. But it’s not what u think

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A fairy got caught in our lathe and now we have to clean glitter and sugar off the entire damn floor

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this is all i want

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The time I opened an academic paper titled "parasitoid wasps" and read several sections about thermal temperatures in avalanche flow, wondering when the wasps were going to show up, before realising the file was probably mislabelled. "wow this sounds deadly and to think, the wasps haven’t even attacked yet"

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i ❤️ my phone so i made it a bedroom to go to sleep in when i want to reduce my screen time