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Laughing untill you cry is funny, crying until you laugh is terrifying.

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Genie: you have one more wish left

Me: i wish my grandpa lived forever

Genie *tears in eyes* : okay that one doesn’t count

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do you ever think smurfett calls papa Smurf daddy ?

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Into The Spiderverse is proof that live-action superhero movies will never look better than what animation can deliver. Imagine what we could have if animation weren’t so regularly seen as a lower art form than live acting. Honestly, on every aesthetic level Into The Spiderverse was absolutely phenomenal. Art direction, animation, music - all of it. 

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are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

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So… in the English version of “Dark Blade”, this happens:

nightmare… knight… mare..

ADRIEN YOUR CHAT IS SHOWING

but at least Marinette is clueless (let’s face it, if she had actually connected the dots she would have fallen over on those steps)

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When you step into a craft store you don’t leave the same person 

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petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

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waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

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thank you.

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when my mutuals address me by my name i ascend to another plane of existence. i’m like………..wow………i really exist as a human with a name in your mind………that is an honour above all honours……

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romeo? romeo? wherefore art thou romeo? oh my fucking god he fucking dead

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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me attacking you with love

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We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

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it’s britney,