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Lying is the most fun a girl can have without going to the amusement park and going on the log ride.
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i wish people would stop joking about the Arcade Fire. …i lost so many tickets that day
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I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.
I mean, fuck me.
I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
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AIDS...She was a "Consort" and she was "Consorting" with the wrong kiddos.
oh whoa there was supposed to be a Firefly subplot where Inara had a terminal illness how freaking sad is that
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ay girl turn around and bop it for a real nigga

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Just as you’re about to kiss, put one finger on her lips and say ‘baby you can do a triple somersault or a belly flop but either way you’re gonna hit the water. death’s rushing at us like a hungry beast and the wind in my ears is the rush of a cheering crowd. take me right out...
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