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iputthecuminscum · 21 days ago
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yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^
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iputthecuminscum · 2 months ago
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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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Through the power of second hand smoke. I cleanse the whole of this space
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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caffeine + sativa + alcohol actually insane. did you know i love everyone and also forsver
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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dominant things you can say during sex
i didnt hear what you said
hold on i need to blow my nose
wow
i feel kind of nauseous
is this anything
i don't know
this kind of reminds me of that one song
we can probably ignore that noise if you want to
why is my sock wet
it smells bad in here
that was weird
where are my glasses
ow
this is normal
sorry
just 2 chill people chilling
this is cool
can you say that again
are we good
youre actually naked
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing
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iputthecuminscum · 3 months ago
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currently defending my thesis on: 'it wasn't love, it was intermittent reinforcement.'
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iputthecuminscum · 6 months ago
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Don't send nudes. send the screams on loop
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iputthecuminscum · 7 months ago
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WHEN I DIE DON'T EVER SAY I UNALIVED MYSELF USE THE KILL WORD
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iputthecuminscum · 7 months ago
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if i was a moth i bet it'd feel so good burning a wing on a candle flame
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iputthecuminscum · 7 months ago
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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol
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iputthecuminscum · 7 months ago
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i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44
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