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i know this please help me

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i’m really bored with my first name 

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Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

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my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

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if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

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no such thing as “chick”peas anymore Thanks to Big Feminism. it’s just peas now

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dream smp this mcc that, the best moment in mcyt history was the gumball voice actor seeing james charles on his server and seeing red

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walkin

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I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.

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i cannot stress enough that i do not care if you think jennifers body had bad writing. megan fox and amanda seyfried made out AND cobra starship was on the soundtrack. is that not enough? are you not satisfied? die.

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So that’s basically how it went down

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I just really like this tweet

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working memory bad 💚