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Kela on vähän kun muinaissatujen keijut

- kommunikoi VAIN arvoituksilla

- sä tiedät mikä Kela on, mutta tiedätkö sä oikeesti mikä Kela on?

- sanoita toiveesi JUST oikein tai saat odottamattoman lopputuloksen

- pyytää sun nimeä, henkilötunnusta, sielua ja kotiosoitetta vastineeksi tapaamisesta (ne on nyt heidän)

- toteuttaa toiveita mutta hintaa ei voi tietää etukäteen

- vastausaika yhdestä henkäyksestä kolmeen kuunkiertoon

- joskus hyvä, joskus paha? Saattaa jättää sut kuolemaan mutta saattaa leipoa sulle pullaa ja kantaa keskiyöllä kotiin

En toistaiseksi vastaanota argumentteja

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how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

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being an mcr fan isn’t about the music and the vampires, it’s about watching a single pixel shake around a screen while your favourite song comes outta the speakers sounding like a mangled cat

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A new star is born in our galaxy roughly every 18 days

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. You don’t need to remind them.

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elämä on yks vitun pitkä try not to cry challenge

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Na Na Na - 14th October 2010 (x)

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Tägää ittes, oon Autettavan välttävä

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Sisko tahtoisin jäädä, mutta moottoritie on kuuma…

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Y’all do a lot of talk about cursed images, but you ever seen the most weirdly unsettling video clip on all of youtube?

In the 90s there was this finnish sketch show Kummeli, that once had a gag about a man going into a café and buying a small coffee and a little pastry, which cost 8 finnish marks (about 1,30 euros or 1,60 USD). The man pays with a 1000-mark bill (166 euros, 204 USD) and gets two marks back. During this whole exchange, really sad violin music is playing on the background for no reason.

 The man who bought his coffee is astonished and says “that was a 1000 mark bill” in a progressively more confused and pleading voice as the cashier responds with the most blank, dead-eyed look you have ever seen on a human face.

Eventually, the man drinks his coffee, accepts his fate and leaves, still repeating “that was a 1000 mark bill.” The whole video is 1,40 minutes long and it’s so unsettling and full of truly neutral energy that your mammalian brain fucking short-circuits and goes for laughter.

There is no explanation to the gag. There is no gag. There is no reason why it’s even funny. If it weren’t for the fact that we know who made it and for what purpose, it could easily be the subject of a creepypasta about a video that makes people go insane. And I’ve had to live my whole life with the awareness of the existence of this video so now you have to.

The finnish sense of humour is an eldritch abomination.

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tuesday chilling. dont fucking @ me im chilling.