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I want to sit on em but I have human weight unfortunately

Comenius University Botanical Garden, Bratislava
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DOG
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big snow storm! perfect day to snooze outside
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TIP:
This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,
DON'T
get them a houseplant. DO NOT.
instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR
POT.
that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!
they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.
HOUSEPLANT:
- they already have so many
- needs to be watered
- takes up window space
- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money
- can die
AESTHETIC POT
- lets them care for an existing plant they own
- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home
- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant
- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere
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my bestie will like
I’d love to have a plant with pink leaves, but I’m not capable of keeping plants alive 😔 I even managed to kill a plant that’s known for surviving in extreme conditions, so for now, I’ll just draw them instead.
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cute and factual

funky holographic bumper stickers! which version do you prefer 🤔
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TW: STROBING LIGHTS (KINDA??)
Ah bootleg sun figure i bought at the tianguis my beloved 💖
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so slay








Onion Ring (my American Toad) modeling his current new mini crocheted hats!!
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Yes tell them Tumblr user sephiramy
so I had been thinking about the two worst pieces of art advice I ever got from peers, that being "you're not allowed to copy/paste your own art for comics" and "you shouldn't draw small mouths on men" and next thing I knew, I snapped out of a daze and had made this

I apologize for this fugue art........
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art eaten
this art is good
too bad I consumed it

Star Stroll ⭐✨🌟
Just my usual obsession with translucent dresses haha
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Even in retirement Matpat is still tormented by fnaf
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yes like that
“can you people just let friends be friends!!” i shout into the mic. the crowd boos and throws tomatoes at me. “why, are you homophobic?” they accuse. i shoot everyone dead with my aromantic beam.
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bro this feels like a fever dream it's too good

Someone taped a photo of Markiplier to the FNAF poster at our theater
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