iridescent-peasant
iridescent-peasant
no dont have a mental breakdown youre so sexy ah
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Jo | she/her | Israeli jew ♡♡♡ 🥰כל אנטישמי הוא בן זונה🥰
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"noncommittally" might just be my favourite way to do things. like i'll participate but i'm not signing anything binding. yeah i'm involved in this situation i guess but i'm not married to it.
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the problem with found family as a concept is that ppl who are into it aren't open to the fact that family is built on power dynamics, weirdness and often abuse. you can't have grown ppl going like "you're like a mother to me" and say it was very normal and that we shouldn't call freud
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iridescent-peasant · 1 day ago
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nobody prepares you for how quickly onion greens grow
i planted a leftover sliver of onion like a month ago and now i have more onion greens than i know what to do with
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iridescent-peasant · 1 day ago
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someone give picture of the anime guy with 3000 bones i want to look at it
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this whole fucking flotilla thing with greta thunberg is like… is this a fucking movie to you guys? to the people on that tiny boat with a completely insignificant amount of aid acting like theyre fucking main characters, white heroes saving the poor brown people against all odds, and all the onlookers feeding into that narrative and cheering them on… like wtf difference do you think you’re making, besides making this all about YOU which is what you have done this entire fucking time.
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So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.
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In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️
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idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him
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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.
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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
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[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Sitting in a caravan, Fatiha El-Ghorri says, "I painted my whole room when I was a teenager in Batman style. And my mum was very upset 'cause the ceiling was black. And the floor was black, and then the walls were yellow." Later, in the studio, Greg Davies says, "Shall we just have a little chat about the Batman room?" Fatiha replies, "Yeah. Ages ago when I was like 18 or something..." Greg and Alex Horne exclaim together, "18!?" Fatiha says defensively, "And other people had boyfriends and I had Batman, what?" End ID.]
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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.
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