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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.
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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs
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Pet play? Can they really get dogs to memorize lines…?
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お餅をついて、のし餅にしようとバットか何かに開けた時のあの感じに似てる。つきたてお餅に焦げ目はないはずだけど。
It's quite similar to the situation when we spread mochi into a square vat to make flattened mochi although it's never have baked points...
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ハナキンですので しごとやめればですよ
I recommend you you to stop working because it's Friday night
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My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island
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Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter
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we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away
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