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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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idia would drive a nissan juke car fr

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In the Date Everything craze I am NOT seeing enough love for Timothy Timepiece the cat clock. My neurodivergent ass IMMEDIATELY understood his need for scheduling and consequential prep time for socializing, and LOOK AT HIS LITTLE EARS AND HIS TOEBEANED GLOVES. He's adorable. Y'all mfs just can't appreciate perfection in the form of a catboy with a life and a penchant for shenanigans.

Also the fact that his entire design is a series of jokes about characters Bryce Papenbrook plays is AMAZING and HILARIOUS (he literally has Eren Yeager's pre-timeskip haircut come ON) and if nobody will stan for the catboy clock twink it shall be ME.

EDIT: I have now experienced what happens when the schedule is not abided and I am EVEN MORE INTRIGUED. This is genius, WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR HIM!? Justice for catboy.

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"hear me out" and its like Marceline. dude everyone wants to fuck marceline i want to talk to someone whos hear me out is an air conditioner

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bitches be like "i'm thinkin about the character 💕🥰🫶🥰❤️" and the character is a fucking ac unit

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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"I don't trust people that only do 'evil' playthroughs of games."

I don't trust people that try to attribute the way you play a game (that you probably paid for) to your real life morals, without knowing a single thing about you. This is coming from a person who almost exclusively does "good" playthroughs. It's extremely weird to act like the way you play a game reflects on your morals. The point of gaming is that you get the opportunity to do things you normally wouldn't want to or be able to do irl.

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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

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oh? my purple denim pants? you mean my

auberjeans

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Personally I'm not a big fan of the whole "instead of saying W*ndigo, Sk*nwalker, Spirit Animal, say x y and z" like maybe you can't and shouldn't reduce Native cultures to some pop culture swill made for your easy to consume cultureless identity. Maybe somethings simply aren't for you and you should suck it up and stop equivocating Native spirituality to personality quiz results.

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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

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Seal taking a free ride

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