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“Ariana Grande is in Fortnite!!” yeah well Billie Joe Armstrong is in Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland (2005)
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
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I wrote about Walton Goggins and what makes him so damn good. I go through most of his television roles, but here, have a taste of the Justified section.
Eventually, Goggins insisted that Boyd Crowder be the smartest person in the room. He pushed writer Graham Yost and his co-star Timothy Olyphant to give Crowder constant push-back on the various racist, misogynistic ideologies he used in pursuit of power. This marked a shift in how racism and racist organizations are portrayed. And it paid off. Once again, a role meant only for the pilot episode of a show became a reoccurring — and frankly profound — character in Goggins' capable hands. Instead of painting the entirety of the South as immoral or more susceptible to prejudice, Justified highlights the systemic and familial trauma that gave rise to that prejudice in the first place, as well as how continuously underestimating people like Crowder as stupid or inhuman only helps them do their dirty work. Goggins’ push for more for Boyd Crowder takes the show from a hollow “Good Cowboy with a Gun” narrative to a deep exploration of the psyche – and shared connection – of both Boyd Crowder and Olyphant’s Raylan Givens.
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List of Vetted Gazan Fundraisers
I will be updating this list as people ask me to add to it, so if you see this on your dash, I suggest checking the original post to see if it’s been updated.
Vets are included in the links if possible (otherwise, check the linked post for the replies).
Abdul Salam Al-Anqar and his family
@noor-yashour and his son Muhammad who suffers from a lack of oxygen at birth and muscle relaxation
Help Khaled evacuate and continue his studies
Help Asmaa Abed and her family find safety
Hanan, her husband, and her three young children
Help Yahya get his daughter an operation
Hadeel, whose husband is disabled and whose two children suffer from asthma and malnutrition
Help Abood and his wife leave Gaza
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i really love how victoria’s biggest concern in life is her daughter’s year abroad while sons are fucking and her husband is suicidal
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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
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idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
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Holding up snarky signs doesn't seem to be working.
For me, it isn't about whether this action is appropriate or not. It's about how this kind of action is inevitable.
I'm going to let Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. explain in a quote no one seems to post during his annual holiday.
"It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?"
If you only speak up about a supercharger catching fire and ignore the unheard, you are prioritizing a thing over people.
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Double Gogg night I am ready my body is ready


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“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling
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soap who's an adamant catholic, wears a cross around his neck, goes to church every sunday that he possibly can and won't engage in premarital sex.
which is how you find yourself in his lap as he kisses down your neck and grinds you against the bulge in his pants, groaning into your mouth about how he can't wait to marry you so he can finally be inside you, feel what it's like to have you clench around him and watch you cum while stuffed full of his cock. until he can't take it anymore and needs to feel some part of you against his bare cock so he begs you to let him thigh fuck you. doesn't count if he's not inside you, just let him fuck your pretty thighs, let him feel the plush of them around his aching cock, please love.
uses a copious amount of lube, so much that it drips down your thighs and knees but it feels so delicious against his cock as he fucks in between your thighs from behind. the tip of his cock barely visible when he thrusts forward and dribbling precum, adding to the slick mess between your thighs as he noses at your neck and tells you how good you feel around him. begs you to let him cum as his grip on your waist tightens, fingers digging into the flesh there so hard that it's sure to leave pretty bruises for you to look at later.
thanks you over and over again as when you tell him he can cum, head tilted back and muscles taut as he cums and feels like he's seeing god from good it feels. bends you over the bed so he can see how his cum has painted the insides of your thighs before rubbing it down your thighs and grinning as he places a kiss on your arse.
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Double Goggins with full frontal, what a night.


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i'm kinda surprised by the perception of Saxon/Lochlan/Piper being a 'wants to fuck' circle with just one line extending from each bc i feel like the bizarre sexuality between them takes a huge backseat to the inter-sibling dynamic set up in the writing. Saxon talks about his sister's sexuality in gross and slimy ways, but I think more than anything it's a manifestation of how much he resents her and how much he wants to humble her and take her down a peg.
she has actively chosen to prioritize different things in her life and condescends to Saxon about his life choices as he in turn tries to aggravate her enlightened sensibilities, leaving them in fundamental opposition to each other. like all men as douchey and misogynistic as him, it drives him insane to be made to feel little by a woman...and a woman who hasn't had sex, at that! and doesn't want to get into the family business, and convinced their parents to take everyone on a hokey eat pray love vacation, and god she sucks so bad and she always gets what she wants!
there is a massive divide in morals and life philosophies (with Saxon modeling his father, and Piper, to a lesser extent, modeling her mother), mutual resentfulness, and a shared recognition of the fact that Lochlan has come of age and arrived at the point in his life where his impending choices will decide how he's going to live the rest of his life, what ideals he'll have, what parent he'll take after, etc. with how separated they all are in their daily lives, both Saxon and Piper know that the timing and togetherness of the vacation is critical, and that they need to extend themselves to and for Lochlan (while hindering the other from doing exactly the same).
Saxon and Piper have already had multiple heated moments where they've gotten under each other's skin as they try and belittle each other and get in the last word, and they've also been playing tug-of-war over Lochlan. his actor has said that Lochlan as the youngest child didn't have enough time with his siblings before they left the house, was neglected by his sedated mother and workaholic father, and ultimately was very lonely - which has turned him into a person desperate for love and attention. i'm not sure this complex has come across explicitly yet, but he has definitely been willing to be pushed and pulled between his siblings, not complaining, and potentially enjoying the attention.
still, Lochlan is feeling the pressure from the two opposing sides of his family [dad & Saxon, mom & Piper]. it seems pretty clear that Piper intends to join the monastery or at the very least, commit to her religious studies in a way that separates her from her family. the concept of losing his sister in this way will probably (unfortunately) leave Saxon as the only giver of the love and attention Lochlan desperately wants to experience and cling to.
with that said, it will be harrowing to discover what factors have contributed to the sexual tension between Lochlan and Saxon. what has happened to Saxon that has turned him into someone who is regularly explicitly sexual in his talk and behavior around his siblings? why is he so concerned with his younger brother's sexuality and why doesn't he think its inappropriate to insert himself into the narrative of his brother's sex life? is Saxon a victim of sexual assault/incest and has that adversely affected his recognition of interpersonal/interfamilial boundaries? is Saxon intentionally grooming his younger brother with this behavior, or does he honestly think its normal to talk and act that way with a family member? does Saxon knowingly engage incestuous thoughts about his family? or do those feelings exist deeply unconscious under the surface?
why does Lochlan appear to be interested in Saxon physically/sexually? if it's true that Saxon has a sexual interest in Lochlan (whether conscious or unconscious), does Lochlan recognize it for what it is? does he reciprocate it, and if so, why? (the creator commented that sex is used in many ways in this season, including as a means to gain power. one theory I've seen posited is that Lochlan recognizes Saxon's sexual interest in him and the hold sex has over Saxon and, feeling like there is no one in the world to love him and take an interest in him other than Saxon, pursues him and engages with Saxon's immoral impulses as a way to draw him in tighter.)
my thoughts as of episode 3 (likely to change many times before the end) is that Saxon is a victim of SA but has never considered himself to be one, that his behavior and ideologies have warped significantly in order to accommodate that fact, and that the way he interacts with Lochlan (which, to many viewers, is conveying a disturbing sexual interest) is largely coming from an unconscious place. Lochlan's side of it, though, I don't have a solid guess for. he has been eclipsed by his family's large personalities for the first three episodes and hasn't said or shown enough to give us any significant insight into his interior life. i think the two big theories are that its a genuine bleedthrough from the fucked up family dynamic he grew up in, or that he sees and accepts Saxon's unspeakable interest and latches onto it as a way to connect to him in an irreversible way - in both cases, underpinned by feelings of deep loneliness and insecurity.
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The White Lotus Season 3 | Episode 3 "The Meaning of Dreams"
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