iris-wildthyme-luvie

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

She giggled, absolutely loving the fuss over her. Jack was so refreshing on that front, he was good company. She wasted no time, as eager as Jack to get to cave. “Crystals! Always was a girl’s best friend!”

iris-wildthyme-luvie:

canspotatimeagent:

Jack gave her a grin, then hopped out of his seat and took the controls. It definitely wasn’t the smoothest ride, but then, was there ever a smooth ride in her bus? 

Once they’d landed, he stopped gripping the steering wheel so tightly and instead turned to offer his hand to her. “Ready?”

Iris made the trip sound like the weirdest drunken roller coaster, with the occasional complaining when she was forced to spill some of her drink. She grinned at him, taking his hand with one of hers and pulling open the door with her other one.

“Always, luvie!”

“Then come on, gorgeous, let’s go cause some trouble,” he smirked, pulling her out into the weirdly blue sunshine. But the mouth of the caves lay just ahead, all their glittering mischief just asking to be explored.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

Iris made the trip sound like the weirdest drunken roller coaster, with the occasional complaining when she was forced to spill some of her drink. She grinned at him, taking his hand with one of hers and pulling open the door with her other one.

“Always, luvie!”

iris-wildthyme-luvie:

canspotatimeagent:

Oh she was more than welcome to his lap, but yeah, getting smacked in the face accidentally was never fun. On purpose, on the other hand… “Havonia Prime? I haven’t been there in ages. I���m in - you driving, or should I this time?”

“If you wanna go, you’re welcome,” she offered. He can’t be a worse driver than she was.

Jack gave her a grin, then hopped out of his seat and took the controls. It definitely wasn’t the smoothest ride, but then, was there ever a smooth ride in her bus? 

Once they’d landed, he stopped gripping the steering wheel so tightly and instead turned to offer his hand to her. “Ready?”

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

send one to see how my muse reacts  /  rough ( some nsfw ) edition.

[ press ] to roughly push my muse against the wall.

[ guide ] to roughly grab my muse and pull them into a passionate kiss.

[ yank ] to roughly grab my muses arm preventing them from leaving after an argument.

[ pin ] to roughly grab my muses wrists.

[ tug ] to roughly grab my muses hair.

[ rip ] or [ rip + name clothing piece ]  to roughly rip a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ] to spank my muse.

[ choke ] to choke my muse. 

[ push ] to roughly push my muse onto a bed.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

send one to see how my muse reacts  /  soft edition.

[ trail ] for your muse to start a trail of kisses down my muses neck. 

[ shift ] for your muse to move hair off my muses face.

[ stroke] for your muse to gently stoke my muse’s face.

[ chin ] for your muse to gently grab my muses chin.

[ tuck ] to place a blanket on my muse.

[ wrap ] for your muse to walk into the room and say nothing before wrapping their arms around my muse. 

[ fidget ] for your muse to comfort mine during a bad dream.

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mines hair.

[ sponge ] for your muse to give my muse a sponge bath.

[ drape ] for your muse to help pull off / unzip my muses clothing

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

◆ —— CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

❛ They’re safe ❜   ❛ She’s/he’s/they’re safe, just like I promised. ❜ ❛ And you get to die for her/him/them, just like you promised. ❜ ❛ We’re all men/woman of our word. ❜ ❛ This is either madness or brilliance. ❜ ❛ It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide. ❜ ❛ Me? I’m dishonest. ❜ ❛ And a dishonest man/woman/person you can always trust to be dishonest. ❜ ❛ It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly.. stupid. ❜ ❛ This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught NAME. ❜ ❛ You cheated. ❜ ❛ Pirate. ❜ ❛ You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. ❜ ❛ What’s your purpose? ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships. ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. ❜ ❛ I said no lies. ❜ ❛ I think he’s telling the truth. ❜ ❛ If he/she/they were telling the truth, he/she/they wouldn’t have told us. ❜ ❛ That’s not true. ❜ ❛ I am not obsessed with treasure. ❜ ❛ Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. ❜ ❛ You’re supposed to be dead! ❜ ❛ The only rules that matter are these: what a man/woman/person can do and what a man/woman/person can’t do. ❜ ❛ Pirate is in your blood, boy. ❜ ❛ I can let you drown. ❜ ❛ So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? ❜ ❛ Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho. ❜ ❛ You burned all the food, the shade.. the rum! ❜ ❛ Yes, the rum is gone. ❜ ❛ Why is the rum gone? ❜ ❛ It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. ❜ ❛ The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. ❜ ❛ Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it? ❜ ❛ There’ll be no living with him/her/them after this. ❜ ❛ I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against PLACE. ❜ ❛ There are a lot of long words in there, Miss/Mr. ❜ ❛ We’re naught but humble pirates. ❜ ❛ What is it that you want? ❜ ❛ I want you to leave and never come back. ❜ ❛ I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Mean’s no. ❜ ❛ I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean. ❜ ❛ Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. ❜ ❛ I feel nothing. ❜ ❛ You best start believing in ghost stories, NAME. You’re in one. ❜ ❛ No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? ❜ ❛ If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. ❜ ❛ I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. ❜ ❛ It never would have worked between us, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. ❜ ❛ How far are you willing to go to save her/him/them? ❜ ❛ I’d die for her/him/them. ❜ ❛ You need to find yourself a girl/boy, mate. ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ No one. He’s no one. Distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. ❜ ❛ A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! ❜ ❛ I love this song. ❜ ❛ You’ll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main. ❜ ❛ You stole my boat! ❜ ❛ I borrowed. Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. ❜ ❛ It’s frightful bad luck to have a woman on board. ❜ ❛ She/he/they go free. ❜ ❛ You only got one shot. ❜ ❛ We can’t die. ❜ ❛ Don’t do anything stupid. ❜ ❛ The crew are not to be harmed. ❜ ❛ Curse you for breathin’, ya slack-jawed idiot. ❜ ❛ You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleepin’. It’s bad luck. ❜ ❛ Savvy? ❜ ❛ It’s not worth you getting beat again. ❜ ❛ You didn’t beat me. ❜ ❛ You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fair, I’d kill you. ❜ ❛ That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? ❜ ❛ The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. ❜ ❛ You know nothing of hell. ❜ ❛ How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work? ❜ ❛ I’m actually feeling rather good about this. ❜ ❛ You could surrender. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. ❜ ❛ You like pain? Try wearing a corset. ❜ ❛ Wretch. ❜ ❛ I couldn’t resist, mate. ❜ ❛ That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛ I cannot just step aside and let you escape. ❜ ❛ This shot was not meant for you. ❜ ❛ You’re pirates. ❜ ❛ Hang the code, and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines, anyway. ❜ ❛ You lying bastard! ❜ ❛ Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy/girl! ❜ ❛ I always liked you. ❜ ❛ It goes with your black heart. ❜ ❛ I really rather hoped we were past all this. ❜ ❛ Perhaps you’ll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. ❜ ❛ Do us a favor. I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid. ❜ ❛ Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision. ❜ ❛ Any man who falls behind, is left behind. ❜ ❛ Take what you can! Give nothin’ back. ❜ ❛ I hardly believe in ghost stories. ❜ ❛ We are cursed men. ❜ ❛ Will you be saving her/him then? ❜ ❛ I can’t swim. ❜ ❛ I’m watching over you. ❜ ❛ I should have told you from the moment I met you. I love you. ❜ ❛ Hang him. ❜ ❛ Keep your guns on him, men. ❜ ❛ How did you escape last time? ❜ ❛ This man/woman/person saved my life. ❜ ❛ One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. ❜ ❛ Come out… and we promise we won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ I invoke the right of parlay. ❜ ❛ I can’t breathe. ❜ ❛ You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? ❜ ❛ I had a dream about you last night. ❜ ❛ You don’t want to be doing that, mate. ❜ ❛ I’m curious. After killing me, what is it you’re planning on doing next? ❜ ❛ Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? ❜ ❛ You forget your place. ❜ ❛ So, this is where your heart truly lies? ❜ ❛ I already feel like a fool. ❜ ❛ I admire a person who’s willing to do whatever’s necessary. ❜ ❛ You’re a smart man/woman/person, but I don’t entirely trust you. ❜ ❛ I’m not sure I deserved that. ❜ ❛ I may have deserved that. ❜ ❛ You’re safe now. ❜ ❛ You’re despicable. ❜ ❛ I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square. ❜ ❛ I can get you out of here. ❜ ❛ I’d need a lot more to drink. ❜ ❛ It was a good plan.. up ‘till now. ❜ ❛ Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for NAME. ❜ ❛ Is there a problem between us? ❜ ❛ Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. ❜ ❛ He’s still breathing. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“If you wanna go, you’re welcome,” she offered. He can’t be a worse driver than she was.

iris-wildthyme-luvie:

canspotatimeagent: 

“All the better for seeing you.” Finally, he set her back down on the ground and settled into a seat. “So where are you headed? Mind a little company and fellow trouble-maker?”

“Oooh, what are you in the mood for, luvie, as you know, I’m a flexible kinda girl!” she took another seat, though she was half-tempted to take his lap. She needed space to gesticulate. “A good ol’ knees up, a little punt into the caves of Havonia Prime?”

Oh she was more than welcome to his lap, but yeah, getting smacked in the face accidentally was never fun. On purpose, on the other hand… “Havonia Prime? I haven’t been there in ages. I’m in - you driving, or should I this time?”

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“Oooh, what are you in the mood for, luvie, as you know, I’m a flexible kinda girl!” she took another seat, though she was half-tempted to take his lap. She needed space to gesticulate. “A good ol’ knees up, a little punt into the caves of Havonia Prime?”

iris-wildthyme-luvie:

canspotatimeagent:

Jack instantly ran over and scooped her up in his arms, planting a giant kiss on her cheek. “Ohhh made it out of the Jagged Mines? Last time I was there, I ripped my trousers to shreds - you would have really enjoyed the look.”

She laughed and kissed back, squeezing tightly. “Bet I would, luvie, an’ how are you keeping?” 

“All the better for seeing you.” Finally, he set her back down on the ground and settled into a seat. “So where are you headed? Mind a little company and fellow trouble-maker?”

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

She laughed and kissed back, squeezing tightly. “Bet I would, luvie, an’ how are you keeping?” 

iris-wildthyme-luvie:

canspotatimeagent:

@iris-wildthyme-luvie  liked for a starter!

“Hello again, gorgeous. And I swear I have nothing to do with the flat tire on the bus.”

“Hello, sweetheart!” She opened her arms wide. “An’ don’t worry about the tire - I’d ran this thing over the Jagged Diamond Mines of Agosoria, it’s just feelin’ the pinch.”

Jack instantly ran over and scooped her up in his arms, planting a giant kiss on her cheek. “Ohhh made it out of the Jagged Mines? Last time I was there, I ripped my trousers to shreds - you would have really enjoyed the look.”

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“Luvie, you ought to know, ‘serious’ is practically one o’ my allergies, Doccy wok!”

Open

“It’s just The Doctor, alright? Not Doc, not spaceman, not John Smith. The Doctor, or just Doctor.”

“I really don’t see how it’s so difficult.”

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“Ok, Doccy!”

Open

“It’s just The Doctor, alright? Not Doc, not spaceman, not John Smith. The Doctor, or just Doctor.”

“I really don’t see how it’s so difficult.”

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

♛ —————— FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home. ’ ’ You must have been an athlete in your thinner days. ’ ’ Hey, hey, lets stick to the topic okay? ’ ’ You know, I’d be happy to perscribe something for that. ’ ’ Between you and the humpty dance, I’ll have to get a metal plate on my butt. ’ ’ Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? ’ ’ Well, someone has her/his rude hat on tonight. ’ ’ I’m starvin’. When do we eat here? ’ ’ I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ’ ’ You’re the man. I’m just the man behind the man. ’ ’ Man, have I told you how thin you’re lookin’ lately? ’ ’ How can I forget? He was wearing my purple suit. ’ ’ I was going to drop by and check on the, the thing. ’ ’ Aren’t you a little overdressed? ’ ’ What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess? ’ ’ Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer? ’ ’ Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for “Terrific?” ’ ’ I’m sick of being such a big loser. ’ ’ When the press hears about this they’re going to have a field day. ’ ’ You know, I was looking through your police file, and bingo! ’ ’ Oh wake up, knucklehead. ’ ’ Well, you know I never had a good imagination. ’ ’ I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. ’ ’ Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ’ ’ I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice. ’ ’ That’s called prudent planning. ’ ’ I’m still exhausted from last night. ’ ’ All I asked you to do was a little yard work. ’ ’ What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? ’ ’ Could you drop me off at the beach? ’ ’ My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. ’ ’ I’m sorry! I thought you were all asleep! ’ ’ Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time. ’ ’ Trust is a very fragile thing… ’ ’ I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie. ’ ’ I mean, we must all do our parts to protect the environment. ’ ’ Why, I never knew it was such a problem. ’ ’ Where should I make a donation? ’ ’ You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? ’ ’ Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean? ’ ’ Whoa, hold on mister, you’re all over the map! ’ ’ Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet. ’ ’ Those things are stupid. What does mine say? ’ ’ My horoscope says that I’m gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. ’ ’ I’m too ashamed to talk about it, it’s better if I show you… ’ ’ You did a porno movie? ’ ’ If you’re serious, I could make some calls. ’ ’ There’s something I need to tell you. ’ ’ I was keeping them in case I needed them… ’ ’ How could you be so stupid? ’ ’ You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs! ’ ’ Somebody gave them to me at school. ’ ’ My son/daughter could have died because of you! ’ ’ I got the cake you wanted for the family reunion. ’ ’ It’s round, it’s rubber and you’ll never use it! ’ ’ You say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it! ’ ’ You’re a slacker. You never make the sacrifice. ’ ’ Do you remember our first date? ’ ’ Well, I think you should run along and play. ’ ’ You have no integrity, no decency, and you’re really, really short! ’ ’ Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital! ’ ’ Something terrible has happened, man! ’ ’ I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful! ’ ’ Look, you gotta promise you’re not gonna overreact… ’ ’ Those pills that you took weren’t vitamins. ’ ’ What could be worse than finding out I’m still a virgin? ’ ’ Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict and a virgin! ’ ’ I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things! ’ ’ And for your information, dinner comes first! ’ ’ Oh, it’s like that, right? You’re just gonna slam garbage at me! ’ ’ I’m going to be watching you like a shadow! ’ ’ I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds! ’ ’ I have been calling you for fifteen minutes. Didn’t you hear me? ’ ’ Did you just put super glue in my hair gel? ’ ’ I’m also getting tired of the short jokes. I’m average height. ’ ’ If you were me, you’d be good looking. ’ ’ You’re not in touch with anybody's feminine side. ’ ’ You’re gonna embarrass me when I become the new co-host. ’ ‘ It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure! ’ ’ I’ve been studying self-defense. ’ ’ I’m just trying to recall what it felt like to be fifteen. ’ ’ It was so long ago, how could you remember? ’ ’ I’m just so upset, I’m saying things I don’t even mean. ’ ’ You know something? This is all your fault. ’ ’ What is that, like the theme of this family? ’ ’ Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker. ’ ’ Y'all know ain’t no little bullet gonna stop me. ’ ’ What does that have to do with anything? ’ ’ Have you ever crushed any one? ’ ’ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ’ ’ What do you mean I didn’t get the job? ’ ’ Well, you tell those little brats I don’t like them either! ’ ’ What does it look like I’m doing? I’m gambling. ’ ’ You stole my wallet? How much do we have? ’ ’ Um… You a little freaky-deeky, ain’t you? ’ ’ I think you’ve been smokin’ a little bit too much of that catnip. ’ ’ I’m a little uncomfortable with nudity. ’ ’ Oh, for God’s sake, would you leave already? ’ ’ Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. ’ ’ Well, it’s got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors. ’ ’ You can’t see my apartment, because I don’t have one. ’ ’ That just doesn’t sound right coming from me, does it? ’ ’ This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it. ’ ’ You ain’t ever gonna change! ’ ’ I’m getting the last word! ’ ’ You’re not age appropriate for this party. ’ ’ Haven’t you learned anything from all of this? ’ ’ Doesn’t anyone care about how I feel? ’ ’ I never say that. It’s make like a banana and split. ’ ’ Come on people, I weigh the same I weighed back in high school. ’ ’ I hope you like that system, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot more of it in your life. ’

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

Your superpower is the ability to break the 4th wall. Both heroes and villains laugh at your make-believe superpower. Little do they know you’re good friends with the narrator.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

watchmakerandtheconfessor

“Excuse me. That’s my home you are talking about! And  nobody can ever say my life was ever boring. Speak for yourself. “

“And it’s mine! An’ I can say what I bloody like. It’s a boring, stuffy ball of dirt with a whole lotta boring stuffy misanthropes who got a lotta gall decidin’ the reality and timelines of their universe!”

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

“What? I’m not afraid of trying new things.” Kaylan insisted.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“Tha’s because Gallifrey is a stuffy old dump, that’s why!” she pointed out. “Anyway, being believed probably is a sign of being being boring, anyway.”

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

“What? I’m not afraid of trying new things.” Kaylan insisted.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

She rolled her eyes. “You and I both know, luvie, that senses of adventure have never stepped foot on Gallifrey.”

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

“What? I’m not afraid of trying new things.” Kaylan insisted.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“Where’s yer sense of adventure! Never ask that question!”

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

“What? I’m not afraid of trying new things.” Kaylan insisted.

[iris-wildthyme-luvie]

“Hello, sweetheart!” She opened her arms wide. “An’ don’t worry about the tire - I’d ran this thing over the Jagged Diamond Mines of Agosoria, it’s just feelin’ the pinch.”

@iris-wildthyme-luvie  liked for a starter!

“Hello again, gorgeous. And I swear I have nothing to do with the flat tire on the bus.”