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If your kid’s not vaccinated

And your IQ’s real low 

If your preaching’s unappreciated

And you got no place to gooooooo

Head over to facebook

And take a look

At all the kids who grow

And never masturbated

Look at how good they are sooooooo

Don’t listen to anyone who’s never speculated

On the fact that vaccines should be regulated

As in their banning should be mandated

And they should all be confiscated

Because their risk has been calculated

To make autism and the gay fated

Can’t you see how it’s correlated?

Look at how they’ve debated!

Schools shouldn’t be segregated???

People should be educated???

Racism and ignorance shouldn’t be celebrated???

Sexism and arrogance shouldn’t be advocated???

Baby’s penises should be mutilated???

People who don’t deserve awards shouldn't be nominated???

People like me should have their heads ventilated???

The bible was fabricated???

I’m not done this yet, just a rough draft sooooooooo

Also i prolly shoul’ve said this but this is sarcasmmmm.

It’s written in the point of veiw from one of those “vAcCiNeS cAuSe AuTiSm” people so yeah

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Sooooo last night I was preparing for adulting, as every 13yo does on the daily, and was looking at examples of debt and shit. I realized how much life is absolutely gonna clap my cheeks so I thought of ways to avoid the inevitable shit storm of unpaid bills and I made a list (in order of difficulty and how well it would work, most to least, and the chance of me doing it, least to most)

Be responsible and manage your finances with the assistance of others who you trust

Take courses, read articles about financing

Shop at less expensive stores

Don’t go to college and have fun living a real life 8 Mile minus the part about having potential, rap battles, sex, Mekhi Phifer and a cool beanie

Join a pyramid scheme

Fake my death and move from Germany to Columbia to live out my days like good ol’ Addy

Just death practice 24/7/365/prolly70yearsOrUntilBrooklyn99Ends

Kermit Sewercide

Become a serial slapper and spend the rest of my days living off of other peoples taxes in prison, so i can focus on my emo punk and moving out (and shanking)

Stop spending an hour on my legit second Tumblr post and do my fucking homework or go outside and hangout with someone for the first time in my two week christmas vacation

Wait no #10 is supposed to be #1

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Me: Hit or miss. Clev: No. Me: I guess they never miss huh? Clev: You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya. Me: He's gonna find another girl and he won't miss ya. Clev: He gon skrrt and hit the dab like wizz khalifa.

Life is pretty good

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I’M READY FOR THE MEMES AND CENSORED NUDITY