Hi, my name is Łukasz (you can use Lukas), 20s (don't wanna deal with updating the specific age), I'm a straight male, he/him pronouns. I mostly reblog stuff I like. I'm also Autistic.
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Hey, so--we cooled your boyfriend down to a hundredth of a kelvin above absolute zero. Yeah, it was so cold that all of the chemical reactions in his body ceased. Sorry. We, uh, yeah, we used him as a dielectric material in a tiny qubit. And then we quantum-entangled him with another qubit, just to see if we could. Sorry. Yeah, anyway, we thawed him out after two weeks and apparently he's doing fine now. Didn't really teach us anything about how quantum processes work in biological systems, but it sure was, uh, cool. If you'll pardon the pun.
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Ruby: I'M COMING FOR YOU, SALEEEM~! (Runs off)
Emerald: H-Hey! Wait! (Groans) Geez... She's gonna get herself in trouble...
Jaune: I'll go after her. Don't worry, you can trust me. (Chases after her)
Emerald: Oh, well, that's good...
Weiss: Where's Ruby?!
Emerald: She ran off on her own.
WBY: (Grimace) YOU WHAT?
Emerald: I-I tried to stop her, but then Jaune came up and said he'd do it, so I let him join her and-
NPR: (Grimace) YOU WHAT?
Emerald: ...What?
Oscar: You do realize that Ruby and Jaune are the worst combo for staying out of trouble, right?
Emerald: ...Oh.
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tfw the love of your life is also your annoying best friend
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crazy how I keep forgetting that I'm attracted to men, I'll see a post talking about cishet behavior and I'll be like "but I'm not like that at all >:("
like yeah no shit I'm not like other cishet men i get horny seeing twinks in shorts
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“Reading Sign” (2010s) ◈ Paper meets power lines in white silhouette
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My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.
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How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got. No limits, no trans excluded, intersex welcome, any and all genders off the social conventions included. Promote other people's stuff too if it will help. I'll just reblog em a bunch. This is for everyone, anyone, and it should go without saying not to use it to police who is in our community. We are better than that.
I need a reblog to share your info, please use those, not comments or tags. I try to reblog immediately every instance I see between 10am and 10pm, everything else goes into the queue.
Additionally, Reddit has some donation resources, which are outlined and linked in this post. However, there are potential difficulties associated with these resources, with more details in this post.
Potentially useful links as I find them: Guide to Fundraising.
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“If you struggle to pay your bills, if you have anxiety about your economic future, if the cost of housing and college and just ordinary living weigh on you all the time? There is nothing more important for you to understand than this: Republicans hate you. They think you’re lazy, they think you’re stupid, they think you don’t deserve anything better than to be a wage slave working your ass off so they and their billionaire buddies can have more servants and vacation houses and private jets, while they sit around laughing about what a sucker they think you are. They hate you.”
— Republicans Hate You
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"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
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Trench crusades dedication in its currently released lore to constantly reference and namedrop the metaChrist’s but never actually explain what the fuck a metaChrist is, is unbelievably funny
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